Husband sent a text to his wife at night,

“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my

dirty clothes

and make sure you prepare my favorite dish

before I return.”

He sent another text,

“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in

my salary at the end of the month I’m getting

you a new car”

She text back, “OMG really?”

Husband replied,

“No I just wanted to make sure you got my first

message”.