A lawyer came home after having sex in his car.Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.The wife found them, tore them up n shouted: U dirty bastard u hv been screwing ur secretary.Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back. Bitch u hv just destroyed d only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. U can now forget abt diamond necklace u were asking for,Wife fell on her knees, crying And trying repair d torn pieces And lawyer walked away wid a smile…Moral: Start studying LAW??