Million Dollars QuestionsQ: Why are condoms transparent?A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!Signboard outside a prostitute’s house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedyNew AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.Why is sex like shaving ? Well, because no matter how well you do it today tomorrow you’ll have to do it againQ: What will happen if earth rotates times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.Q: Why do % gals have left boob bigger than right? A: Bcoz % boys are right handed.Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR And a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR .. it’s SHOWTIME!!!