One Day A Sad Monkey Wanted EndHis Life..So, He Went Up A Sleeping Lion AndPut His Finger In d Lion’s Ass..The Lion Woke Up Angry And Roared:-Who Did That ∞
A boy girlHila hila kar chalti hoKya mar dalogi…Hamko nhi dogi to kyaAchaar dalogi…. ∞
Once a Girl asked a Boy,Why we have units to measureWeight ∞
India’s most versatile soundBhenchod”Specially for friends In different moodsANGERhatt bhenchodFRUSTRATIONsab chutiye hai bhenchodACCEPTANCEsahi hai bhenchodREJECTIONgand mara bhenchodFEARbhenchod ab kya hoga.SORROWbhenchod maa bhen ek ho gaiSHOCKBhennnn…. Chhodd.And last oneCELEBRATIONPiyo Bhenchodo… ” ∞
I don’t know why people Hate XXX Movies?Although it is the most Positive MovieNo MurderNo WarNo FightNo Cheating(Everybody enjoys the Climax)Lots of Love And always a very Happy Ending all charctersTay mazy di gal aa jithoon wekho uthon e samj aa jandi ay…;) ∞
Chemistry ki class me…teacher ne ek ladki se poocha…what is NITRATE”…???ladki sharma ke boli…..Nite rate and aane aur jane ke charges alag se…:p ” ∞
Whenever in life you lose selfcontrol..Just take a deep breath and………….think about Sunny Leone’scameraman ∞
Airport p Lady k Bag se Plstik Ka Lauda niklaOfficr-kya aap k pati nhi heLady-ji vo to ghar k Fix land line k Trha he or ye Mobile ki trha kahi b le jati hu.?? ? ∞
sir madam ke boobs dabaa rahethey toh student ne dekh liaSir – beta miss ke seene mein dard hisliye dabaa raha hunStudent – bhen ke lode HBO dekhtahun pogo nai ∞
Girlfriend – tumhein boobs mile tohkya karoge?Boy -dabuanga…chaatunga..chusunga…usparlatak jaaungaGirlfriend – toh wahan par ek kutiyasoyi hui h, chalo shuru ho jao ∞
Ek call girl ladke ke upar baithke sexkar rahi thiLadka – ek din mein kitna kamaa letiho?Ladki – Ladka – sach bataaoLadki – rozi pe baithi hun…jooth nai bolungi ∞
Grandson – dadaji aapke daant h pardadiji ke kyun nai?Dada – beta Maine doodh bot peeya haur Teri Dadi ne ganna bot choosa h ∞
Sharaab pee ke Santa full tight tha aur achanakneend mein rone laga…mera kho gayamera kho gayaSanta’s wife – chup chaap so jaao aur meri panty mein se haath hatao ∞
Sex karne ke baad husband bola -darling..balance khatam ho gaya…Itne mein padosi ka bachha apni chaddi utar ke bola -aunty Vodafone ka chota recharge chalega? ∞
Tailor ladki ka Maap lete hue:Koi boyfriend hai ?Girl: Haan, Q ?Tailor : Usse bolna thode din left side pe zyada dhyaan de,Fitting sahi baithegi. ∞
