Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh.
Oh.. You’ll not understand.
:Thats the way to eat a Mango.
HAPPY MANGO SEAS ∞
Bite the Neck Gently
Chew the Breast Softly
Spread the Legs Slowly
Tatse the Juice Excitingly
That is how you have to enjoy a Chick
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Tandoori Chicken ∞
Augast Ko Guzri Hui Sachi Ghatna. Saal Ki Bachi Ko Us Ke Baap Or Bhai Ne Lekar Bhut Buri Tarha Se Usko Zabardasti.. School Me Admission Krwaya. ∞
V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes,
Stop smiling,
Its Childhood… ∞
Women r greedy, they want everything from d same man.. Men r so simple, they want the same thing from every woman ∞
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kia samjhe?
hamesha galt hi sochna
Ziyada SMS parhoge to itna bara chashma lage ga. ∞
Sometimes opportunity knock at the door, other times the knock spoils the opportunity. ∞
Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To
Chain kholo
haath andar dalo,
aur
bag se book nikal kar padho. ∞
Jinke pass hai Wo Haat me leke hilate hai.Jinke pass nahi hai wo ungali dalke kam chalate hai…
bolo kya?
Dirty mind?
It is TOOTH BRUSH ∞
Kabhi Raaty main leti hun, Kabhi Din mai leti hun, Jab bhi jarurat pade, Prabhu ka naam leti hun.. ∞
Mirchi muh k alaawa or kaha LAGTI h ?
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Kheto me pagal.
Tumhara Ulta dimag galat hi sochoge.@ ∞
Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd..
If you don’t wanna see me smoking ∞
Kissing is the Best Practice Lips,It keeps the LipsWet, soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink,So alwayz keep kissing ToSweet Children Only. ∞
Collge wali Masale dar hoti h
OfficeWali Fikki
GharWali me Taste nhi Ata
HotelWali to Mast Hoti H
Sudhro Kamino
may CHAi ki bat kr raha hu. ∞
Kissing at TOP….
Fingering at MIDDLE…
Firing at bottom …
Yes your right
CIGARETTE”
‘Smoking is injurious to health'” ∞