smskhazana

Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh.
Oh.. You’ll not understand.
:Thats the way to eat a Mango.
HAPPY MANGO SEAS

Bite the Neck Gently
Chew the Breast Softly
Spread the Legs Slowly
Tatse the Juice Excitingly
That is how you have to enjoy a Chick
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Tandoori Chicken

Augast Ko Guzri Hui Sachi Ghatna. Saal Ki Bachi Ko Us Ke Baap Or Bhai Ne Lekar Bhut Buri Tarha Se Usko Zabardasti.. School Me Admission Krwaya.

V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes,

Stop smiling,
Its Childhood…

Women r greedy, they want everything from d same man.. Men r so simple, they want the same thing from every woman

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kia samjhe?

hamesha galt hi sochna
Ziyada SMS parhoge to itna bara chashma lage ga.

Sometimes opportunity knock at the door, other times the knock spoils the opportunity.

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To
Chain kholo

haath andar dalo,

aur

bag se book nikal kar padho.

Jinke pass hai Wo Haat me leke hilate hai.Jinke pass nahi hai wo ungali dalke kam chalate hai…

bolo kya?

Dirty mind?

It is TOOTH BRUSH

Kabhi Raaty main leti hun, Kabhi Din mai leti hun, Jab bhi jarurat pade, Prabhu ka naam leti hun..

Mirchi muh k alaawa or kaha LAGTI h ?

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Kheto me pagal.

Tumhara Ulta dimag galat hi sochoge.@

Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd..
If you don’t wanna see me smoking

Kissing is the Best Practice Lips,It keeps the LipsWet, soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink,So alwayz keep kissing ToSweet Children Only.

Collge wali Masale dar hoti h

OfficeWali Fikki

GharWali me Taste nhi Ata

HotelWali to Mast Hoti H

Sudhro Kamino

may CHAi ki bat kr raha hu.

Kissing at TOP….

Fingering at MIDDLE…

Firing at bottom …

Yes your right

CIGARETTE”

‘Smoking is injurious to health'”