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Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?

Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

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o””o (”) HELLO!
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( . )Geeh som”s got a dirty mind!”

Sali: Jija ji rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi…
Jija: lele par abhi de..

Which Part…
of a man”s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think…

In a bar Guy says another
I slept wid ur mom last nite”
D whole bar was waiting d other Guy”s response.
He laughs & says

A man had I LOVE YOU” tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. “There you go again

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: Your dad came from behind

day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, Hey buddy

He came me nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left…
I was hurt…
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

INDIA KI REET… Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR… Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR… Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR… aur agar apne aap lele to… BaLaTkAar…

In a bar Guy says another: I slept wid ur mom last nite”
D whole bar was waiting d other Guy”s response.
He laughs & says
U r drunk””

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, Hey buddy
He said