smskhazana

Press down.

down more

deeper

more
YES

ahh

ohh

yes
Almost there!

ooh baby

faster

harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THATS TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE”

oT TnAW TUL I
+THpinboop YA
!..mArb Tw
! .. niH)A ”rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now…
Bye!

A girl phoned me the other day and said…Come on over

!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?}::_+\+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya”

there are chambers in my heart.
for ALLAH
for ABBOO
for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man can kiss his wife goodbye.A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! so the world needs YOU after all!

Hi, I am an alien and I”m checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.

I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.

T-MOBILE regrets inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network

monkeys escaped from the zoo … one was caught watching tv … another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!

There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people wid a face like urs theres………….masturbation

(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

Kiss”s r blown + kiss”s r wasted kiss”s rnt kiss”s unless they r tasted, kiss”s spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!