When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way… so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness! ∞
A man said his doctor ”everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection” the doctor said ”That”s because u look like a cunt! ∞
Wat”s the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins.. ∞
I”m popey the sailorman, I”m member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fuc***g nigger. I”m popey the sailor man, toet toet. ∞
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!! ∞
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you? ∞
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I”m new in town, can you give me directions to your flat? ∞
You don”t know the meaning of the word fear” – but then again you don”t know the meaning of most words.” ∞
I have the I”.I have the “L”.I have the “O”.I have the “V”.I have the “E”… so pls” ∞
Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get ∞
At dis moment in time million people r having sex. million people r drinking coffee. million people r sleeping & stupid fool is reading my text!pass on ∞
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster ∞
Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! hav
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! ∞
I”ve been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it”s a mistake? ∞
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai. ∞
