Santa: What”s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser. ∞
Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di… so tuhade ghar da address dita hai. Yaar – tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge. ∞
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next…
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. ∞
Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa ∞
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi ∞
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. ∞
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..! ∞
Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U”re gonna b really sorry! I”m going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be? ∞
Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U”re gonna b really sorry! I”m going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be? ∞
Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn. ∞
Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega?
Santa: – gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai ∞
Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega?
Santa: – gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai ∞
Ek Sardar doosrey Sardar sey bola:
Bivi aur ghari mey kya faraq hey?”
doosra Sardar bola:
“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……
Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”” ∞
Wake up
“But why
“Give me two reasons why you don”t want to go.”
“Well
and the teachers hate me also!”
“Oh
“Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”
“Well
you”re years old. And for another
you”re the PRINCIPAL!” ∞
Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha. ∞
