Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai . ∞
Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. ∞
See what a spelling mistake can do…
Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her ∞
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can”t u read ”Parking for two wheelers only” ∞
Santa: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey, kade mere pichchey…
Jeeto: Kehri film si ?
Santa: Apne Shaadi di movie si ! ∞
Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata ∞
Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. ∞
See what a spelling mistake can do…
Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her ∞
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can”t u read ”Parking for two wheelers only” ∞
– Sardar Ji calls Air India.
How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”
“Just a sec ∞
– Sardar ji is buying a TV
Do you have color TVs?”
“Sure.”
“Give me a green one ∞
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai aur pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata ∞
jab khuli ankh is ajnabi duniya me,
samne bus tera hi chehra paya,
labjon ne jab zuban pe ane ka rukh kiya,
sabse pahle sirf tera hi nam aya,
sukr h us khuda ka,
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jisne is jahan me “MA” tuhje banaya…………. ∞
Ek Hasti Hai Jo Jaan Hai Meri
Jo Aan Se B Barh Kar Maan Hai Meri
Khuda Hukam De To Kardon Sajda Usey
Q K Wo Koi Aur Nahi ?Maa? Hai Meri ∞
? ?.?.?.?M A A?.?.?.? ?
Wo Is Tarhan Merey Gunahon Ko Dho Deti Hai,
Maa Bohot Ghusse Main Ho To Ro Deti Ha
Labon Pe Us K Kabhi Baddua Nahi Hoti,
Bas Ek Maa Hai Jo Mujhse Khafa Nahi Hoti,
Jab Bhi Kashti Meri Manjhdar Main A Jati Hai,
Maa Dua Kartey Hue Khuwab Me A Jati Hai
Love Ur Motherz
Happy Mothers Day ∞
