My mum has made me laugh….
Wiped ma tears…
Hugged me tight…..
Watched me succeed…..
Saw me fall….
Cheered me on…….
Kept me going strong…..And…..
Drove me a little crazy at times……
But Mums are a promise from God that you will have as friend forever!!
….happy mothers day! ∞
Every wife must read this…..
Love ur husband
when he orders you to make tea or coffee.
He wants to feel fresh
to listen your nonstop talks…..
Love him
if he looks at all the beautiful females.
he is just checking that you are still the best.
Love him
if criticise your cooking. .he is still improving
his taste…..
Love him
if snores at night and disturbs your sleep.
He is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after marriage with you
Love him
if he forgets to
give you a gift on your birthday
he is saving money for your future.
Love him ..
Because you don’t have a choice ∞
Wife – yeh Baba ji ka thullu kya hai
Pati – Tum itne din se kya mang rahi ho
Wife – Diamond necklace
Pati – Kya mila
Wife – Kuch nahi
Pati – This is Baba ji ka thullu ∞
Wife:
Meri Tabyat Thek Nahi Lag Rahi Hai
Husband:
Ohhh, Par Me To Shoping Pe Jane Ka Soch Raha
Tha…
Wife:
Me Mazaq kar Rahi Thi… 🙂
Husband:
Mai Bhi Mazaq kar Raha Tha. Chal uth k Roti Paka… ∞
Machli Jal Ki Raani Hai..
No No Somthng Should Be new…
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Biwi Dil Ki Raani hai,
Paisa Mera Paani hai,
Haath Lagao Chilaayegi,..
Shopping karao khil Jaayegi…. ∞
Kisi mahapurush ne kaha hai..
Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki “Talash” me..
Aur baaki aadhi..
Husband ki “Talaashi” me guzar jati hai..
?????? ∞
Wife: Give me your phone for a second
Husband: Wait let me switch it on.
Delete video.
Delete picture.
Delete music.
Delete private folder.
Delete number.
Delete sms.
Delete out goin calls.
Delete incomin calls.
Delete mms.
Delete what’s app.
Delete bbm.
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
FORMAT Memory Card.
Here u go I have nothing to hide from u!!
Wife: I just wanted to see
the time… ∞
look the moon is looking at you! see stars are shining u! hear birds are singing u! listen my heart is saying to you. I MISS U”” ∞
When daylight turns to a darkened hue,The lovely stars hinting at u,Your heart beat tells u something true,That someone is badly missing you ∞
Generally, we believe our MEMORY is weak, BUT When we want to forget SOMEONE, . . . we realize how powerful our MEMORY Is..! ∞
I miss you. I miss your warm eyes, the way you listen and care. I miss your kisses and all that we share ∞
In the Flower,My Rose is U. In the Diamond,My Kohinoor is U. In the Sky,My Moon is U. I’m only Body,My Heart is U. That’s Y i always Miss u! ∞
U may miss me U may ignore me U may even forget me But one day if u wanna c me Don’t search,just see your shadow i will be there Trust Me!! ∞
Good Morning i mean Good Evening i mean Good Night hmmm.. i think..time is not important i Just want Say that i miss you. ∞
I would write on all the bricksI miss you”and hope that falls on your head So you know how it hurts to miss someone special like you.” ∞
