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Someone.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN .. THE ZOO ..

U r Of The Most Cute Persons In The World!! Just A Second, Don`t Misunderstand. CUTE Means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

Today, tomorrow and forever There will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!

st March ho ya st April Fool to Fool hi hota hai. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fool

I Don`t Think So … You Are A Fool” But What`s My Opinion Compared To That Of Thousands Of Others …”

Ring Your Friend Before He / She Goes To Work And Say I`m So Sorry To Hear You Got Fired !” Act Surprised They Didn`t Know Yet.”

Scrape The Cream Out Of Oreo Cookies And Fill Them With White Toothpaste!.

Advertise Your Bosses Job In The Local Newspaper (Great If You Want To Get Fired !).

Oct- for Gandhi, Nov- for Neharu, Apr- for Sachin, Aug- for India, Apr-only for YOU.So Enjoy the day!!!

If every fool wore a crown,we should all be kings.

The time since I have met u,i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars..So,if u don’t mind…Can I sell you?

Smile to old means respect, Smile to a child means innocence, Smiling in front of mobile means mental, Still smiling!!Confirmed.

My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright. u know why? B Coz u r a Tube light”.”

My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental.% senti and % mental!