Bollywood SMS Jokes

zAashiqui .. Song createdTu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebookchalau main ya naa…… .Apne tu ghar ka pata de,aaau main yaa naaa….Apna tu phone number bata de,Call lagau main yaa naaaa….Khaana tu rakh de paka ke,khau main yaaa naa…..Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko…Ab hota anhi intezaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de..koi dusri patau main yaa naaaa..

jethalal k pass babita honi chahiyedaya to acp prduman k pass bhi he…?

Ye jawaani hai deewani effect:Son: papa main udna chahta hun, daudna chahata hun, girna bhi chahta hun, bas rukna nhi chahta..!!!!!Dad: ye le mobile… Temple run khel le..!

Any girl can be hot And sexy……Bas dekhne wali ki najar kamini honi chahiye… :p

Pappu back.Pappu ne FM Radio pe phone kiyaaur kaha,,..Mujhe Lawrence Road pe ek Pursemila hai jisme cash ek CreditCard aur Rahman Malik ke naam kaID mila hai,,..RJ : Wah Aap kitne imaandaarhai….Kya aap unhe wo purse waapiskarna chahenge.??..Pappu : Nahi……Main chahta hun kiRahman Malik ke liye ek SAD SONGbajaya jaaye :p =D

DRINKERS Movies Banate To.Soda Akbar.Rab Ne PiLa Di Thodi.daru De Basanti.Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam.Beer ke naam.Bewde Zameen Par.Bewda of d year:

Tujhe Chhup Chhup Ke Bar Bar Dekhna,,Teri Hasi Ke Bad Mera Muskurana,,Tujhe Subah Se Lekar Shaam Tak Sochna,,Rat Bhar Tere Sapne Dekhna Nahi Chhodunga.Jab Tak Hai Jaan..

Pani se Pyas na Buzi toh Mehkhane ki taraf nikla,Socha k Shikayat karu teri Khuda Se,lekin Khuda bhi tera Aashiq nikla…

A Pig Fell In Love With A Chicken AndThey Both Married Each Other.Next Day, Pig Died Of Bird Flu AndThe Chicken Died Of Swine Flu…!!Ajab Prem Ki Gajab Kahani !!