CID SMS Jokes

About c.i.d
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Wah Wah
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Abhijeet: Daya lagta hai,
Khooni bhaag gaya.

Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal…??
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Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal…..?
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A.C.P bola: Daya , surakshit kaale mere baal , Vasmol ne kiya kamaal…:

CID Pjs
A Apple
B Banana
wah wah
A Apple
B Banana
Kuch bhi ho jaye Daya goli mat chalana

homework kar kar ke agayi h mere hath
me moch
wah wah
homework kar kar ke aagayi h mere hath
me moch
wah wah
ACP- Daya darwaza todne se pehle kuch
toh soch !!

Band karo apna Faltu ka Drama,
Band karo apna Faltu ka Drama,
Daya, Isne kya kiya H,
zara ise yaad to dilana..!

Chacha choudhary ke do do
Bhatije,,,Wah
wah?
Chacha choudhary ke do do Bhatije,,,
ACP pradyuman ? Oh My God,
? CID pe Ek aur PJ?

RIN nhi h GHADI se KAPDA dhona
padega
RIN nhi h GHADI se KAPDA dhona pdega
ACP SAYS ABIJIT DAYAA nhi h aaj tumhe
hi darwaja todna padega !!

CID in tension:
Vo humpe hum unpe marne lge
vo humpe hum unpe marne lge
ACP DAYA ? pata to kar hume chhor k
sab rajnikant k sms Q karne lage !!

Devdas ko pasand thi Paro..
Wah wah..
Devdas ko pasand thi Paro..
?Abhijeet aur Daya aaspaas ke saare
ilaake chhaan maaro !!

Kitna Bebas Hai Insaan Kismat Ke Aage
Kitne Door Hai Sapna Haqiqat Ke Aage
Koi Ruki Hui Dhadkan Se Puche
Kitna Tarapta Hai Dil Mohabat Ke Aage.

Mere ghar ke piche nala he,

mere ghar ke piche nala he,

ACP : daya dal me zarur kuch kala he.

Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya?
Gor frmaiye..

Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya?.

ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya??

sambhal ke chlna aage gaatar hai?..

sambhal ke chalna aage gaatar hai?..

acp bola daya ho na ho yah suicide ni murder hai

Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro??
Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro??
ACP bola Fredricks ghar ka kona kona chan maro???””

CID ROCKS:
Itne saal hue Daya ki koi grlfriend nahi hai

Itne saal hue Daya ki koi grlfriend nahi hai

Acp:
Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya kahin gay to nhi hai!