CID’s daya went in coma by seeing this……Rajnikant broke the door just by knocking… ∞
Lagaan by RAJNEEKANTClimax scene: ball runs needed.Bowler bowls, Rajni hits ballSplits in pieces. All pieces go for ‘s.India wins!! ∞
Rajnikant Creates New email id:……gmail@rajnikant .com….Hackers Dies……Virus Cries………Google Shocks….Computer Blocks….Rajnikant Rocks…. ∞
Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.Since then that day is known as……………SUNDAY ∞
A long time ago, two men made a joke on Rajinikanth.No they are known as…………………………………………………………Santa and Banta ∞
Messi to Rajnikant …Messi:- agar main ball ko ek kickmaarunaa to wo min tk ghoomti rahtihai ……….Rajnikant :- Hey Rascala,tujhe yeh nahi pataki earth ab tak kyun ghoom rahi hain … ?? ∞
Ek Baar Kanoon ne Rajnikant ko Crime karte hueDekh Liya………Phir Kya………Tab Se Aaj Tak Kanoon Andha hai… ∞
British India KO m kyu chod k chale gye?…..Socho…….Socho socho…..Thoda or…Kyu ki m Rajnikant paida hua tha.Mind it… ∞
Rajnikant Garba ki Raat Dhol Baja raha tha……Thodi der Baad ek Alien Dharati per Aaya aur Bola……Bhai Mere Bete ka kal Exam hai, Thoda Dheere Bajaa…:/:p :O 😀 ∞
Rajni RocksDeepika : ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tumkya jano Rajni Babu………Rajnikant : Rs . yennaarascala mind it! ∞
Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses????………..To protect the sun from his eyes! ∞
what will happen if rajnikanth plays TEMPLE RUN????….Monster will be chased by him..Rajni rockzzzzz ∞
Parvati: prabhu aapka trishul kaha gaayab ho gaya?Shivji: rajnikant le Gaya MAGGI khaane???? ∞
So far this is the best of Rajnikant….Rajnikant fought with his wife…his wife APOLOGISED! ∞
barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wahbarish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wahAre aage kya hua?Hona kya thaRAJNIKANTH”ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum” ∞