Callgirl marwadi ke ghar se rote hue nikli,kisi ne pucha kya hua Paise nahi diye Kya Kanjuso ne?Callgirl: paise? Bhadvo ne chai tak mere dudh se Banayi. ∞
Nangi ladki Floor se giri. floor par aadmi ne catch kiya, bola ‘Chusegi’ ???Ladki shareef thi, manaa kar diya.Aadmi ne usska hath chodd diya,Iss barr floor pe aadmi ne catch kiya And bola ‘Chudegi’ ?Ladki : No.Usne bhi uska hath chodd diyaLadki girne lagi, Gaand fati maut ke darr se, socha=-?kash unki baat man leti. floor pe aadmi ne phir catch kiya.Ladki – Mein Chusungi bhi Chudungi bhi.(Iss baar aadmi Shareef nikla ) Aadmi – Chal randi saali , Jaa, marr…OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE ONLY, SOMETIMES TWICE BUT NEVER THEREAFTER..Saala tum logon ko achaa inspirational msg bhi samjhaane ke liye Sexy tareeke se bhejna paddta hai…….. Kyon ki har ek frnd kamina hota hain..? ∞
Lady:Time kya hua hai?Sardar:Bra panties.Lady:madarchod maine time puchha ?.Sardar:Teri Maa ka Bhosda time hi to bataya….Bra panties”(:) 😀 ” ∞
Mayawati ka rape ho gaya.Haso mat.. Joke aage hai..Manmohan asks Doctor: Uski tabiyat kaisi hai.Dr: Hum Oxygen mask laga kr unke chehre ki khushi ko chupane ki koshish kr rahe hai… ∞
Ladki ko Khana Banana Aana Chahiye ,..Chutiya To Mein Bhi Bana Leta Hun ∞
Duniya ke Sach. Insaan ka lund aur sarkari kaam hamesha latakta rehta hai. Chut aur doodh ke fatne par hamesha aurat chillati hai. Saap aur gand, jaha bhi mile, maar do. Maut aur tatti kisi ko puch ke nahi aati. Garib aur boobs hamesha dabte heai. Nai dulhan aur nai gadi kisi dost ko do to thok ke hi deta hai. Musibat aur lund kabi bhi khade ho sakte hai. Bra aur kismat kabhi bhi khul sakti hai. Samudar aur chut ko napa nahi ja sakta. Chut or daru kabhi bhi juthe nahi hote. Nayi chut or bhoot kismat walo ko hi dikhte hai. Ladki aur audio cassete ki dono side bajani chahiye. Lund or paani apna rasta khud banate hai. Gaand or doodh fatne ki aawaz nahi aati. Sex or tax aadmi ko pagal bana dete hai. Raand or police par kabhi bharosa mat karnaSamaj gaye ?… Abhi dusro ko Samjaooo … ∞
Q. What do Disney World And Viagra have in common?A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride. ∞
Thailand has d highest no. Of prostitutes..wat else can u xpect wen countrys name isTHIGH LAND ∞
Friendship Adult Version:Friendship is not About’I’m sorry’Its About’LUND SE’Its not about’Where are you?’Its about’KAHA GAND MARA RAHA HAI’Its not about’No’Its about’GHANTA’Its not about’TOO SMALL’Its about’JHAANT BARABAR’Its not about’TOO BIG’Its about’GAND PHAADU!’Its not about’DIFFICULTY’!Its about’GAND FAT GAI’AndIts not about’WE WILL ROCK!’Its about’MAA CHOD DENGE’Fwd to all your loving gaandu groupsBachpan se hi cheezein sabse zyada mili hai…Biscuits aur dost!Farq sirf itna hai ki biscuits Marie k mileaur dost. . . . .Chut-marie ke..! ∞
Peter: Your secretary is very sexy…!Tony: Thanks! It’s a robot actually, named Maria “If you squeeze her right boob ∞
I don’t know why people Hate XXX Movies?Although it is the most Positive MovieNo MurderNo WarNo FightNo Cheating (Everybody enjoys the Climax)Lots of Love And always a very Happy Ending all charcters OR Best part jaha se dekho wahise samajh aa jati hai!!! ∞
