Saal Ke Budhe Ne Pahli Baar Viagra Khareedi.Usne Chemist Se Puchha: Kiske Saath Loon?Chemist: Chacha, Ganga Jal Ke Sath Le Lo, Pata Nahi Itni Khushi Bardash Kar Paoge Ki Nahi ∞
The stock markets now are like an old man’s dick?Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone is still getting screwed! ∞
This week is Breast Awareness Week.Spread the slogan …….We stare because we care!” ” ∞
randi gappa marat astatAchanakst Randi: aga customer aalay wattand: tula kashyawarun samajlast: aga mala lavdyacha waas yetoy khupnd: aga zawade me dhekar dila ∞
Nilu Phule:- Dada, bayko la JODIDAAR” ka mahntyat ?Dada Kondke:- Chya mayla tula mahit nahi!Bayko la varti “JODI” aani khalti “DAAR” aste mhanun re !! ” ∞
Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya.darwaza knock kia.Bivi:kon?Admi:Guddu da abbu!Bivi:Haaye main marr jaawan,phir andar kon hai? ∞
boy to girlfriend-tuzya chaddi la hole aahet ka…?.girlfriend-nahi.., ka re.. nalayka……Boy-mag chaddit paay kase ghaltes…? ∞
Why Do They Never UseA Male Model In KURKURE Ads …B’cos No Man Is Ready ToSay On National Television …TEDHA Hai Par Mera Hai”!!! ” ∞
Kehte h shaadi ki gaanth toh aasmanmein hi bandh jaati h…insaan toh sirfpetikot Salwar aur bra ki gaanth kholneke liye zameen pe bheja jaata hy. ∞
guy wit -Inches Long Dick to God:I can’t Liv wit tis long Dick!God: Go that Lake,U wil find a Female Frog. Ask her Marry u.She’ll say ‘No’ And U’ll Lose Inches !!He Went And Found da Frog. Guy: Wil u Marry me?Frog: No!He Lost Inches!He thought Inches is still Long!!So Again: Wil u Marry Me?Frog: NoHe Lost Inches More.He thot: is Gr,But is IdealSo he askd Again:Wil u Marry me?Frog: How many Timz do I hv tel u?NO! NO! NO!Khel Khatam, Lag Gaye Lode !! ∞
maang to maamga kyapennispar pennis ban gaya tenniskhota pyar hai rota kya haitoilet paper hai dhota kya hai ∞
porgi var jan rape kartat.Girl : kay g tu police complaint denar nahis ka?Girl : javude sod,GIrl : ka tula pan tevdach pahije hot ka?Girl : nahi g tyatlya vyane mala sangitlay k, itke jan tuzyvar rape karunhi me tuzyashi lagn karin.Girl : kon g to?Girl : Message vachtoy na, toch hero..!ishhh.. Kasla khush zala bgh to.. Kiti god hasla..Smile bgh chiknyachi.. : ): ) : ) : ) ∞
Pappu on honeymoon niteJaanu itna kyu ghabra rahi ho..?Biwi: Mujhe sex ke baare me kuch bhi nahi pata..Pappu: aree to isme sharmaane ki kya baat hai (he points at his dick) – Isko kehte hai Qaidi.(he points finger at her pussy)- isko kehte hai jail…jab qaidi jail me jaata hai aur baahar aata hai usse sex bolte hai..Biwi: Itna aasan?To phir chaalu kare.?They have passionate sex and pappu rests…Biwi nudges him again says: suno jail khuli hai aur qaidi bahar hai…Pappu fir se Biwi k uper chadd jata hai… maaze se chodta hai… min baad Biwi nudges him again n says : jail khuli hai aur qaidi baahar ghum raha hai…Pappu thodi himmat jutata hai aur fir Biwi ko chodta hai,Jaisi hi pappu leta…Biwi ki tharak fir se jaag gai aur boli : jail khuli hai aur qaidi bahar hai….Frustrated pappu: To bhen-ki-lodi thodi baahar ki hawa bhi khaane de…UMAR QAID thodi mili hai. ∞
Boy wd his girlfrnd watchinga Boxing match,In wch a boxer got knocked out in d st round!Boy:Disgusting justALL OVER in min?Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;-> ∞
A TC In A Train Fines For No Ticket.He Charged st Girl Rs Who Was Wearing SleevlessRs To nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles AndBacklessRs To rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless And A Mini SkirtHe Charged Rs To The th One…Why???U Dirty Mind…She Had The Ticket!!! ∞
