I Don`t Think So … You Are A Fool” But What`s My Opinion Compared To That Of Thousands Of Others …” ∞
Ring Your Friend Before He / She Goes To Work And Say I`m So Sorry To Hear You Got Fired !” Act Surprised They Didn`t Know Yet.” ∞
Scrape The Cream Out Of Oreo Cookies And Fill Them With White Toothpaste!. ∞
Advertise Your Bosses Job In The Local Newspaper (Great If You Want To Get Fired !). ∞
Oct- for Gandhi, Nov- for Neharu, Apr- for Sachin, Aug- for India, Apr-only for YOU.So Enjoy the day!!! ∞
If every fool wore a crown,we should all be kings. ∞
The time since I have met u,i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars..So,if u don’t mind…Can I sell you? ∞
I Love u” ∞
Smile to old means respect, Smile to a child means innocence, Smiling in front of mobile means mental, Still smiling!!Confirmed. ∞
My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright. u know why? B Coz u r a Tube light”.” ∞
My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental.% senti and % mental! ∞
Feeling bored? Wondering,what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your… book from your bag and study. ∞
Read each word reversely:A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER. ∞
Everything has a day…Every pet has a day…Every fool too has a day!Hope you might have enjoyed your day! ∞
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being,but to remind him that he is already degraded. ∞
