RANBIR KAPOOR BESHARAM HAI KYUNKI BESHARAM BOLE TOB : BRILLIANTE: ENTERTAININGS: SENSIBLEH: HILARIOUSA: AMAZINGR: ROMANTICA: AMIABLEM:MEJESTICTHEREFORE THIS YEAR ∞
Tu hi yeh mujhko bta defacebookchalau main ya naa…Apne tu ghar ka pata de,aaau main yaa naaa…Apna tu phone number btade,Call lagau main yaanaaaaaaaa. ..Khaana tu rakh de pakake,khau main yaaa na..Itna bata de mujhkokab milne aau tujhko….Ab hota nhi intizaaaartu hi ye mjhko bata dekoi dusripatau main yaa naaaaaa. ∞
agar Lara dutta ki shadibran lara to uska Lara duttaka naam kya hoga::LARA LARA:) ∞
Na tasvir h tumhari zo didar kiya jayena tum paas ho zo pyaar kiya jayeye kaun sa dard diya h tune mujhe.na kuchh kaha jaye, na tujhe dekhe bin raha jaye…I love you….. pooja ∞
Do you know why Mr. India never went to prostitutes?Becausehe was afraid he’d be seen in the red light areas! ∞
In Soft Gleaming Night Of Stars,May All Your Dreams Come True.May Every Star Of Every Night,Bring Love And Joy To You.Happy Birthday To You!! ∞
Chennai express crosses all stations before time and public came out with smiling faces – kaish aisa humare india ki train mein bhi log bina late huain time puchte aur kehte ‘don’t undestimate the power of indian railway’. ∞
GOTI Kalti MAAR ?Girlfriend- Apke bina mera ZEE nahi lagta……….Pappu- ZEE nahi lagta to isme kya hai pagal…..SONY ya STAR PLUS laga lo wo bhi achhechannel hai. ∞
Father: How was the paper.???..Son: Bas st que. chhut gya…!!.Father: Achha, aur baki??..Son: rd mujhe aata nhi thath mai karna bhul gya..th mujhe nazar nhi aaya aurthpaper k pichhli side thamaine dekha nhi..Father gusse me bola: aur ndque.??.Son: Bas vahi galat ho gya. ” ∞
Kareena ko ladka hua ekdam kala…..Saif bola tu gori main gora ladka kaise kala…..Kareena boli tu hot main hot jal gaya saala ∞
Gabbar:Are O Sambha ∞
Ek Ladki interview dene gayiBoss: batao wo konsi cheez haijiske tyres hote hain…??.Ladki:” bike !.Boss:” nahi ∞
Aik teacher class men parha raha tha.usne aik bache se sawal kia k kya tumne kbi Ulu dekha he?'”bacha jawab na de saka to sr jhuka liaTeacher ne ghuse se kaha “Ulu nhi dekha?.Meri taraf dekho” ” ∞
arz kya h….ke kashmir na koi le skhtha hwah wahke kashmir na koi le skhtha horna he koi de skhtha hkasmir main sirf din raat ka honeymoon package ho skhtha hwah wah ∞
The best way to avoid Chennai Express is to book ticket via IRCTC! ∞
