Funny Question Jokes

What is the diff. between GHAZAL” and “LECTURE”?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is “GHAZAL”andEvery word spoken by wife is “LECTURE”. ”

Question: Define a boss?Ans: An idiot who thinks that nine womencan produce a child in one month.

Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?A. It has a lot of ketchup time!

Q. What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?A. A turkey!