Funny Shayari

Call girl ke birthday par saheli ne sms kiya:
har adami tere nange badan pe barse,
tere jevan mein aaye itne customer,
ke tu pura sal bra-panty pehnne ko tarse.

Na jaane kab koi taara toot jaaye,
Na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chut jaaye,
Kuch pal hamare saath bhi has lo,
Na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..!!

Teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,

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Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!!

Yu to muhabbat ki haqeeqat se hum khoob waqif the,
Dosto..

Par pata nahi kyu unko dekha to,,
zara sa shauk hua Zindagi Barbaad karne ka..!!

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,
Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai,
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati

Wah-Wah

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati

Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!

Phone mat kiya karo Dear,
Mom hoti hai near,
Papa se lagta hai fear
Baat bhi hoti nahi clear,
Isliye SMS karo Dear,
Witout fear & very clear..

Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne ke baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tmhe dekhne ke baad,
Dunia chod denge tumhe pane ke baad,
Khuda maaf kare itna jhoot bolne baad.

Dosti agar buri hai to hone mat do,
Ho gai to use khone mat do,
Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to
us dost ko chain ki neend sone mat do

Aankho se aansuo ki judaai kar do,
Dil se ghamo ki vidaai kar do,
Agar dil na lagey kahin tow,
Aa jaao mere ghar ki SAFAAi kar do..!!

Hamne tumse pyar kya abla samaj kar,
Tere baap ne mujhe pita tabla samaj kar,
Maine tumse pyar kya durga samaj kar,
Tere bhaiyo ne mujhe kaata murga samaj kar.

Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Koma say jagey mareez ko permanent sula diya..!!
Good night..

Arz Kiya Hai..
Udhar aap majabur baithey hain
Idhar hum khamosh baithey hain..
Baat ho to kaise ho janab..
Jab dono taraf do kanjus baithey hain..!!

Student Shayari:
Aasma mein kaali ghata chai hai,
Aaj fir principal se mar khai hai,
Sab kehte hai sudhar ja,
Kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi hai.

Arz Kiya hai..

Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..

Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..

Tere msgs nahi aa rahe kya baat hai Bachha..!!