Funny Shayari

Musibat ka syrup ho tum,
Aafat ka Injection ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai tumhe kyun ki..

Dosti ka OXYGEN ho tum

Ashiqko ka Dimag hota hai khali,
Tabhi milti nahi garwali,
Gulam ban ke fas jate hai,
Ishq ke jaal mein,
Our kehte hai Mene Ladki Patali.

SHAYARI OF A THIEF!
Mobile night plans ne to humein bhuka maar diya hai
Dosto
Jis ghar mein chori ke liye jao koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai!

Fida hu uski chaal pe,
Uske bolne ki taal pe,
Chahe tamacha lage gaal pe,
par
Bol deta hu sare jahan se..
Nazar mat daalna meri maal pe.

Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
wah wah..
zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
phir..
phir kya

Ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaye aap.
Ha..Ha..Ha

Umar kya kahu kaafi nadan hai meri,
Has ke milna pehchan hai meri,
Apka Dil zakhmo se bhara ho to mujhe fone kiziye,
DILO ko Repair karne ki dukaan hai meri

Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se,
Rote-Rote naina thak jayenge,
Pyar karna ho to karo hamesha padosi se,
Roz balcony se darshan to ho jayenge..

Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.
Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota,
Agar DADA Aashiq na hota!

Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar,
Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar,

Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli..
Daba le kamine natak mat kar!

Zindgi mein sada muskurate raho,
fasle kam karo dil milate raho,
dard kesa bhi ho koi gham na karo,
iodex khrido aur lagate raho.

Baharo ful barsao mera dost aaya hai,
hotho pe muskan gali me mahak laya hai,
barso tak thi jise pani se Elarzy..
wo aaj lux se nahaya hai!

Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge,
raat mein deepak jalte rahenge,
khudaa aapko saari khushiyaan de,
baaki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge.

Dil mein khuda hai,
Ankho mein nasha hai,
Bato mein maza hai,
Chahat mein ada hai,
Andaz bhi juda hai,
Dosti mein wafa hai,
Arey yaar.. Isiliye to sari
duniya HUM par fida hai.

Pucha mujh se chand sitaro ne
Tujhe bhula diya tere jigri yaaro ne
Maine muskurate hue kaha
Bhul to nahi sakte kamine
Bas lage honge kisi ko patane mein.

Jalte hue deepo ki tarah jagmagate rahna,
hamari dua hai sada muskrate rahna,
kitni bhi chappalen pade tumhe e mere bhai,
zindgi bhar aap ladkiya patate rahna.