Naughty SMS

Which Part…
of a man”s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think…

Sali: Jija ji rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi…
Jija: lele par abhi de..

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o””o (”)
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o””o (”) HELLO!
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( . )Geeh som”s got a dirty mind!”

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?

Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories?
Pappu: Madam, Blue films.

One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?””

He came me nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left…
I was hurt…
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, Hey buddy

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: Your dad came from behind

oT TnAW TUL I
+THpinboop YA
!..mArb Tw
! .. niH)A ”rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now…
Bye!

Press down.

down more

deeper

more
YES

ahh

ohh

yes
Almost there!

ooh baby

faster

harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THATS TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE”

day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, Hey buddy
He said

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

In a bar Guy says another: I slept wid ur mom last nite”
D whole bar was waiting d other Guy”s response.
He laughs & says
U r drunk””

INDIA KI REET… Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR… Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR… Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR… aur agar apne aap lele to… BaLaTkAar…