Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES ∞
T-MOBILE regrets inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network ∞
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out. ∞
There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX. ∞
Hi, I am an alien and I”m checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay! ∞
A man can kiss his wife goodbye.A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! so the world needs YOU after all! ∞
there are chambers in my heart.
for ALLAH
for ABBOO
for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ∞
!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?}::_+\+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya” ∞
A girl phoned me the other day and said…Come on over ∞
monkeys escaped from the zoo … one was caught watching tv … another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message ∞
When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way… so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness! ∞
Kiss”s r blown + kiss”s r wasted kiss”s rnt kiss”s unless they r tasted, kiss”s spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated! ∞
(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!! ∞
There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people wid a face like urs theres………….masturbation ∞
Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job! ∞
