Esi ujrdi hy meri rooh ki galyan ab ke
Regzarey teri amad ke nishan dhondti hay ∞
Es ke bagher aj bohat ji udas hy
Jalib chalo kahe sy osy dhond lay hum ∞
Aj phr sham judai sa hy manzar samny
Aj phir os sy kaho ay, Masehay kary ∞
guy wit -Inches Long Dick to God:I can’t Liv wit tis long Dick!God: Go that Lake,U wil find a Female Frog. Ask her Marry u.She’ll say ‘No’ And U’ll Lose Inches !!He Went And Found da Frog. Guy: Wil u Marry me?Frog: No!He Lost Inches!He thought Inches is stil Long!!So Again: Wil u Marry Me?Frog: NoHe Lost Inches More.He thot: is Gr,But is IdealSo he askd Again:Wil u Marry me?Frog: How many Timz do I hv tel u?NO! NO! NO!Khel Khatam, Lag Gaye Lode !! ∞
New Couple Kept having sex x.They became weak but didn’t Stop.They Consulted a Doctor.Doctor Said: Have Sex only on those days which have ‘R’ in it.i.e, ThuRsday, fRiday or satuRday.Couple Agreed. On Monday Husband Asks his Wife… Darling what’s the Day Today?Wife gives a Naughty smile And says somvaaR” ” ∞
A naked lady gets into taxi. Driver looks at her.Lady: haven’t you ever seen a naked woman?Driver : no I am just wondering where you have kept the money to pay me. ∞
A girl wears sleeveless dress every time.On right arm she writes ‘C’ and on left arm ‘L’.friends ask: what does it means?She said: I am cool. ∞
Sardar apni biwi se :~ glasst doodh dena.Biwi : ‘bra’ upar kar ke boliMuh laga kar pee lo.Sardar : ~ kamini,Teri isi harkat k karanMe pani nahi mangta ∞
MAUN-VRAT ke dinWife ne Boobs hilake dikhayaHusbd ne apna bahar nikal k dikhayaWife guse me-Mera matlb hai dudwala kab ayegaHsbd:mera mtlab hai Ghante me Ayega . ∞
Adal o insaf faqat hashr pr mokoof nahi,
Zindagi khud bhi gunahon ki saza deti he… ∞
Meri Ankhon se kabhi utro dil mein,
Ke main dharkan mein Basa lon tumko,
Jaan se b barh kr chahun tumhen,
Apni zindgi hi Bana lon tumko,
Mere khuwabon mein Sirf tum hi baso,
Apni Neendon mein saja lon tumko ,
Logon ki bheer mein
kho na jana kahin,
Zamane se hi main
chura lon tum ko… ∞
yea muhabat ke kahane nahe marte laykin,
log kardar nabatay huay mar jatay hain ∞
tou meri chahat ka ek lafz bi na parh saka ,
main tery diey huey dard ki kitab parhty parhty aksar so jata hon ∞
Yeh urri urri si rangat, yeh khillay khillay se aansu,
Teri subahh keh rahi hai, teri raat ka fasaana.. ∞
Kitnaa Royaa Tha Main Teri Khaatir,
Ab Jo Sochu’n To, Hansi Aati Hai..!! ∞
