Fartey khushi kahon kay isey ghum ka naam dun,
Ankhon me ashk agaye jub bhi mila hai wo..

Nipples Bite of SexBoobs Shape of SexPenis Length of SexPussy Depth of SexAss Back door of SexNudity Invitation of SexFuck Experience of SexSuck Taste of SexMasturbation Substitute of SexCondom Safety of SexSperm Cream of SexEjaculation End of SexProstitute Machin of SexMarriage License of SexPeriods Rest of SexPregnancy Proof of SexChild Result of SexHave a Sexy day

Sexy joke .. Very logical ?A Boy was screwing a girl on a Railway track.. The train driver spots them and starts hooting but they ignore it..He applies brakes so hard and the trainstops just a few yards away from the couple. Driver jumps from the engine and walks to the boy who just finished and is standing up and zipping up his pants…The driver shouts out to the boy Do u realize that if I had not seen u

Pappu-Papa,aaj se school me,ek period sex education ka bhi shuru ho gaya hai.Papa-Very good lekin lulli kyun hila rahe ho?Pappu-Home work mila hai;)

Ek chorni pakdi gayiConstable:apki statement leni hai andar chalon fucked her.Head constable aur ASI ne bhi yehi kiya.Sham ko ladki ko megistrate Ke pass le jaya gaya.Magistrate-tumhari statement leni hai, kuch kehna chaahogi?Chorni- sir aaj to STATEMENT” sooj gayi hai

Jab Tere Chiku The,Sab Tere Pichu The,Jab Tere Aam Huye,Sab Pareshan Hue,Jab Tere Kharbuje Huye,Bade Bade Ajube Hue,Jab Tere Jhul Gaye,Sab Tujhe Bhul Gaye;)

Lady-Dr.mere pati mujhseRomance nahikarte.. .Dr-ye lo goliyan, goli rojkhilana..Lady ne Goli di pati ne us raatromance kiya..agle din usne Goli di, to patine khoob jor seromance kiya..teesre din usne puri goliyadudh me dal kepila di.. . din baad, Dr. ne lady k bete seuski maa kahaal poocha tho beta bola-.Maa mar gayi, Chachi And mausi hospital mehain,kam wali bhag gayi,Pados wali aunty ne papa perape case thokdiya hai, .Mera pichwada abhi bhi dukhraha hai,Chota bhai jhaadiyo me chipahai,.Aur papa garden me nangehokar tommy kepichhe bhag rahe hain….

Prove: AB+AG+MP+WD+MC= ABC.Solution: A Boy+ A Girl+ Minite Pressure+ White dropes+ Month course= A Beautiful Child.(proved)

Reply dhang ka hona chahiye!!’Hmmmm’ toh bhais bhi karti haiGlobal currency rupees honi chaiye ….Dollar to underwear bhi hai..Relationship Main Trust Aur Pyaar Hona Chahiye ,Loyal Toh Kutte Bhi Hote HaiExams Written honi ChahiyeOral toh Sex bhi hota haiLakdi ko chut honi chahiye bhosda to dimag Ka bhi hota hLadki ko kiss karna chaiyeHug toh toilet mai bhi dete hai

STRANGE FACTS. Roti ka niwala sec k baad pet me pahuchta hai.. Insani baal kg tak wazan utha sakta hai. Har mard k Lund ki lambaai uske hath k anguthe se double hoti hai.. Aurte mardo se zyada palke jhapkati hain.. Aur Tera Dhyan abhi tak anguthe pe hi h.Naap le BhaiPehle tu lund hi naap le Facts ki Maa ki Choot

Saal Ke Budhe Ne Pahli Baar Viagra Khareedi.Usne Chemist Se Puchha: Kiske Saath Loon?Chemist: Chacha, Ganga Jal Ke Sath Le Lo, Pata Nahi Itni Khushi Bardash Kar Paoge Ki Nahi

The stock markets now are like an old man’s dick?Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone is still getting screwed!

This week is Breast Awareness Week.Spread the slogan …….We stare because we care!” ”

randi gappa marat astatAchanakst Randi: aga customer aalay wattand: tula kashyawarun samajlast: aga mala lavdyacha waas yetoy khupnd: aga zawade me dhekar dila

Nilu Phule:- Dada, bayko la JODIDAAR” ka mahntyat ?Dada Kondke:- Chya mayla tula mahit nahi!Bayko la varti “JODI” aani khalti “DAAR” aste mhanun re !! ”