Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya.darwaza knock kia.Bivi:kon?Admi:Guddu da abbu!Bivi:Haaye main marr jaawan,phir andar kon hai?

boy to girlfriend-tuzya chaddi la hole aahet ka…?.girlfriend-nahi.., ka re.. nalayka……Boy-mag chaddit paay kase ghaltes…?

Why Do They Never UseA Male Model In KURKURE Ads …B’cos No Man Is Ready ToSay On National Television …TEDHA Hai Par Mera Hai”!!! ”

Kehte h shaadi ki gaanth toh aasmanmein hi bandh jaati h…insaan toh sirfpetikot Salwar aur bra ki gaanth kholneke liye zameen pe bheja jaata hy.

guy wit -Inches Long Dick to God:I can’t Liv wit tis long Dick!God: Go that Lake,U wil find a Female Frog. Ask her Marry u.She’ll say ‘No’ And U’ll Lose Inches !!He Went And Found da Frog. Guy: Wil u Marry me?Frog: No!He Lost Inches!He thought Inches is still Long!!So Again: Wil u Marry Me?Frog: NoHe Lost Inches More.He thot: is Gr,But is IdealSo he askd Again:Wil u Marry me?Frog: How many Timz do I hv tel u?NO! NO! NO!Khel Khatam, Lag Gaye Lode !!

maang to maamga kyapennispar pennis ban gaya tenniskhota pyar hai rota kya haitoilet paper hai dhota kya hai

porgi var jan rape kartat.Girl : kay g tu police complaint denar nahis ka?Girl : javude sod,GIrl : ka tula pan tevdach pahije hot ka?Girl : nahi g tyatlya vyane mala sangitlay k, itke jan tuzyvar rape karunhi me tuzyashi lagn karin.Girl : kon g to?Girl : Message vachtoy na, toch hero..!ishhh.. Kasla khush zala bgh to.. Kiti god hasla..Smile bgh chiknyachi.. : ): ) : ) : )

Pappu on honeymoon niteJaanu itna kyu ghabra rahi ho..?Biwi: Mujhe sex ke baare me kuch bhi nahi pata..Pappu: aree to isme sharmaane ki kya baat hai (he points at his dick) – Isko kehte hai Qaidi.(he points finger at her pussy)- isko kehte hai jail…jab qaidi jail me jaata hai aur baahar aata hai usse sex bolte hai..Biwi: Itna aasan?To phir chaalu kare.?They have passionate sex and pappu rests…Biwi nudges him again says: suno jail khuli hai aur qaidi bahar hai…Pappu fir se Biwi k uper chadd jata hai… maaze se chodta hai… min baad Biwi nudges him again n says : jail khuli hai aur qaidi baahar ghum raha hai…Pappu thodi himmat jutata hai aur fir Biwi ko chodta hai,Jaisi hi pappu leta…Biwi ki tharak fir se jaag gai aur boli : jail khuli hai aur qaidi bahar hai….Frustrated pappu: To bhen-ki-lodi thodi baahar ki hawa bhi khaane de…UMAR QAID thodi mili hai.

Boy wd his girlfrnd watchinga Boxing match,In wch a boxer got knocked out in d st round!Boy:Disgusting justALL OVER in min?Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;->

A TC In A Train Fines For No Ticket.He Charged st Girl Rs Who Was Wearing SleevlessRs To nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles AndBacklessRs To rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless And A Mini SkirtHe Charged Rs To The th One…Why???U Dirty Mind…She Had The Ticket!!!

FEELINGSwhat is the diference b/w stress,tension And panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,tension is when girlfriend is pregnant Andpanic is when both r pregnantFlaMeR

ka sabse zalil smsGirl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna…Boy: Fir main Potty kab karunga???

SardarPolice Station K Bahar SeGuzra Aur Poster Pe Parha Wanted ForRAPE And MURDER ..”Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:” I Want To Apply ForThis Job …” ;->”

Cant stop laughing………Salesman-Sir, PAKISTAN se Inch ke condom ka order mila hai.SARDAR MANAGER: Ye saale hume depress karna chahte hai. Order taiyar karo aur uspe likh do ‘MADE IN INDIA’ Size:”SMALL”.Sardar Rocks????”

Call Girl:Sex karo gay?pathan:Hamara bivi k jesa karwao gi to kare ga?Call girl:tumhari bivi kese karwati hy?pathan:”Muft me” ”