One Day A Sad Monkey Wanted EndHis Life..So, He Went Up A Sleeping Lion AndPut His Finger In d Lion’s Ass..The Lion Woke Up Angry And Roared:-Who Did That

A boy girlHila hila kar chalti hoKya mar dalogi…Hamko nhi dogi to kyaAchaar dalogi….

Once a Girl asked a Boy,Why we have units to measureWeight

India’s most versatile soundBhenchod”Specially for friends In different moodsANGERhatt bhenchodFRUSTRATIONsab chutiye hai bhenchodACCEPTANCEsahi hai bhenchodREJECTIONgand mara bhenchodFEARbhenchod ab kya hoga.SORROWbhenchod maa bhen ek ho gaiSHOCKBhennnn…. Chhodd.And last oneCELEBRATIONPiyo Bhenchodo… ”

I don’t know why people Hate XXX Movies?Although it is the most Positive MovieNo MurderNo WarNo FightNo Cheating(Everybody enjoys the Climax)Lots of Love And always a very Happy Ending all charctersTay mazy di gal aa jithoon wekho uthon e samj aa jandi ay…;)

Chemistry ki class me…teacher ne ek ladki se poocha…what is NITRATE”…???ladki sharma ke boli…..Nite rate and aane aur jane ke charges alag se…:p ”

Whenever in life you lose selfcontrol..Just take a deep breath and………….think about Sunny Leone’scameraman

Airport p Lady k Bag se Plstik Ka Lauda niklaOfficr-kya aap k pati nhi heLady-ji vo to ghar k Fix land line k Trha he or ye Mobile ki trha kahi b le jati hu.?? ?

sir madam ke boobs dabaa rahethey toh student ne dekh liaSir – beta miss ke seene mein dard hisliye dabaa raha hunStudent – bhen ke lode HBO dekhtahun pogo nai

Girlfriend – tumhein boobs mile tohkya karoge?Boy -dabuanga…chaatunga..chusunga…usparlatak jaaungaGirlfriend – toh wahan par ek kutiyasoyi hui h, chalo shuru ho jao

Ek call girl ladke ke upar baithke sexkar rahi thiLadka – ek din mein kitna kamaa letiho?Ladki – Ladka – sach bataaoLadki – rozi pe baithi hun…jooth nai bolungi

Grandson – dadaji aapke daant h pardadiji ke kyun nai?Dada – beta Maine doodh bot peeya haur Teri Dadi ne ganna bot choosa h

Sharaab pee ke Santa full tight tha aur achanakneend mein rone laga…mera kho gayamera kho gayaSanta’s wife – chup chaap so jaao aur meri panty mein se haath hatao

Sex karne ke baad husband bola -darling..balance khatam ho gaya…Itne mein padosi ka bachha apni chaddi utar ke bola -aunty Vodafone ka chota recharge chalega?

Tailor ladki ka Maap lete hue:Koi boyfriend hai ?Girl: Haan, Q ?Tailor : Usse bolna thode din left side pe zyada dhyaan de,Fitting sahi baithegi.