Teacher: kya cheez mooh main nahin Leni chahiye?Student:Jalta hua bulb. Teacher: Kyon?Student: kal rat mum papa se bol rahi thi ki bulb buja do to muh me lu. ” ∞
A journalist to Osho :Do U know what all men And women R Doing in Ur Ashram?Osho: Mere ko kya?Journalist: Lekin ye to Aapka Ashram hai.Osho:Fir bhosdike tere ko kya. ∞
Suhag raat mein.BUILDER: Tere hoth Duplex jaise hain, figure Landscape Garden ki tarah hai.WIFE: Ab Bhumi-Pujan bhi karoge ya mazdoor bulaun. ∞
All said And done the greatest days in our life are……The day when we were BORN…..And…..The day we discovered PORN..! ∞
Boy and Girl went to a mall.Boy buys a helmet..Girl: Dimaag to hai nahi, phirhelmet kyun liya…….Boy: Kal tune Bra kharidi…maine kuch bola ??? ∞
A Dentist Was Caught Having Sex With His Patient.Next Day The Newspaper Headlines Were. Dentist Caught Filling The Wrong Hole! ∞
Dudhwala continuously ringing door-bell.Lady from inside: Bhaiya kitna dabaoge, ab bas bhi karo. tumse accha to Paperwala hai jo chup chap neeche se daal deta haai.. ∞
Teacher sent home a note-Sincere And bright boy but spends too much time with girlsMother sent a note back-Please advise solution, Father has same problem…– ∞
Why is SANIA MIRZA jealous ofSAINA NEHWAL?Any guesses? No!.Because.MIRZA gets play with BALLS,Whereas NEHWAL plays with COCK!————————- ∞
If u want to sexually satisfy a woman,then change position daily…AndIf u want to satisfy yourself, then change woman daily..—Thailand Tourism Slogan ∞
Define contraceptive pill?It’s the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid Pregnancy .. ∞
Pota- Dadaji ye condom kya hota hai?Dadaji- Chal Bhag, Mujhe Nahi Pata.Pota- Main Janta tha Buddhe, Tujhe pata hota to aaj PROPERTY ke tukde nahi hote.. ∞
A lady lost her Panties in the park.She made her Dog smell her Pussy and to go and search for it.The Confused Dog came back with Dozens of Used Condoms! ∞
Teacher: What is the opposite of laughing?Pappu: Fucking!Teacher: Shame on you! How is that?Pappu: Laughing is ha ha ha ha and fucking is ah ah ah ah! ∞
In BiharVimla = BimlaVinita = BinitaVan = BanWire = Bire.Par hadd to tab hui jab DULHE KI car pe sticker tha.Rakesh BEDS Geeta ∞
