What is the perfect exampleof both Good And Bad Luck?The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck)but at the same timeDust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck) ∞
Boy and girl of class asked teacher:can kids of our age have kids?”Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”Boy said to girl :”see i told you not to worry!!!!”.” ∞
Most interesting line writtenon the front of T-shirt of a girl,…….Excuse me !My face is above.;-) ∞
A man while making love to his maid,exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’The maid smiled and said’i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’ ∞
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouthwhich is longand move it in and outand wait for a white substance to come out?Girl: y do u ask such question to me.i cant tell such wordsBoy:dont worry its tooth brush” ∞
Can we do romance in the midnight today?I’m in a good mood:)Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!Reply me soon,yours Loving Mosquito. ∞
Let me kiss ur lips,let me feel ur teeth,let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friendPEPSODENT”reminding you to brush ur teeth ∞
It’s the thing that satisfiesur mind, body And soul!Do it on bed, on a sofa,in the car or anywhere!It’s called Prayer!God bless ur naughty mind. ∞
Girl:Its tightBoy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,Gal:Push it in,Boy:Ah..I cant,Gal:Its painful,Boy:Forget it…..Well buy new WEDDING RING! ∞
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabinandsaythat i will do anything to pass in the examsand professor saysNOW OPEN YOUR……Books And Study ∞
He came at night,explored my body,got on top of me,touched me, he bit,sucked, swalowd,when he was satisfyed,he left, i was hurt,…BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!! ∞
I really deeply wish datu r here with me in my room.on my bed And lights is off Andwe get under the cover together.. show u my glow in the dark watch. ∞
men went a callgirl.st went in and came out n saidNa my wife is better.”nd went in and came out n said”U R right ur wife is much better.”” ∞
Catch her by her waist…Bring her home..Keep ur hand on her neckPut ur lips on her lipsAnd have a ……nice drink…PEPSI ∞
Fair And lovely ke ad ma face dikhayaPonds ke ad ma hath dikhayaPentene ke ad ma baal dikhayePhir always ke ad ma cheating kyun? ∞
