FEELINGSwhat is the diference b/w stress,tension And panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,tension is when girlfriend is pregnant Andpanic is when both r pregnant ∞
Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.If U Didn’t Get It Go Watch Pogo”:p” ∞
Love is a gamble,Sex is a game,Boyz do the thingGirls get the blame, night in pleasure months of pain day in hospital anda junior needs a name ∞
What’s an average inch longInside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?????A:- rupee currency note.!Always think positive ∞
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTHafter BLOOD TEST.THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .NURSE:y r u DANCING.SARDAR:next is URINE TEST ∞
A girl phoned methe other day and said …Come on over ∞
Sardar on phone:Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.Doctor: Is this her first child?Sardar: No this is her husband speaking ∞
Lastnite i went bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u,missing ur warmth,ur soft touch against my skin.Where were u lastnite”” ∞
Come here,take off your pents and knickers,get on top of me,enjoy until u get satisfied,loving yours…..toilet! ∞
Always start your day with a lot of… S E XS – SMILEE – ENERGYX – XCITEMENTso make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE. ∞
In a bath room,a boy touches a girl everywhere!You Know whose that boy?Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!Dirty people always think dirty. ∞
I want to suck youlick youwanna move my tongue all over youwanna feel you in my mouthyep, that’s how youeat an ice cream! ∞
A young girl after her honeymooncame fully exhausted and tired,When her friends asked her what happened?She replied :When this year old bastard told mehe has saved a lot from last years,I thought It was MONEY”” ∞
Never play with Girls heart, she has only heart… Its OK to PLAY with her BOOBbS, she has TWO !!! Pom pom. ∞
On st NIGHT Husb- Darling ∞
