Officer santa se ; hme ab apne mission p nikalna h , aur dushmano ko munhtod jawab dena hsanta (gusse m) ;aap kahe to sir hum dushmano ki MAA CHOD dengeofficer ; arrre bhnchod hme dushman maarne hain paida ni krne 😛 ∞
hujure aalaPesh-e-khidmat gazal…Kal chodne k raat thi..Sab ne kiaapna khada..Kuchh ne kahamera bada..Kuchh ne kahaus ka bada..Hum bhi wahin maujood the..Hum chup rahe..Bas hans diye..Jab hum nekiya apna khada..Sab ne kaha…GF chod di..ITNA BADA..ITNA BADA…Gdnt ∞
Boy And girl in busBoy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hyGirl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif haBoy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy?.!! ∞
Ek Ladki ki Crore ki lottery nikli.Company ne socha achanak bataaya to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai.Unhone us ladki ke best friend Pappu ko ye kaam saunpa …. Inform her .. In such a way … So that she doesn’t die of shockPAPPU went and started ….Assume U get Crore ki Lottery ? What will you do?Ladki: I will strip Nude in front of you..Pappu : Agar crore ki Nikle to..???Ladki: U can screw me as many times U want…Pappu : agar Crore ki Lottery mile toh..???Ladki : I will suck your cock every day and Night …. You can Fuck me in the backAnd and and…….. I will Give you half the money ….Bhosdika Pappu hi khushi se marr gaya…=D =))…. ∞
ek baar ek ldka aur uski bandi mall gaye..ladke ne helmet kharidaladki boli Dimag h nhi helmet pehen k kya karoge…..ladke ki jhaant fire ho gyiladka- kal tumne bra kharidi mene kuch bola…?? ∞
Aj kal ke pyare bacche…Kid :- Mere papa itnetall hain k jump maar kehelicopter pakad letehain ∞
I don’t know why people Hate XXX Movies?Although they are the most Positive Movies ∞
Zindgi ke usool…-Choot,chuchi,or chilam kitni b pio kbi juthi nai hoti,-Pauda,Loda,or Gauda hmesha sehlane se badte hai,-Lund,or Gamand dono ko kaboo me rakhna chahiye,-Bajan,Bojan,or Chodan hmesha ekant me krne chahiye,-Ladki chahe kitni b lambi ho pesab to beith k hi kregi na…So usool kaise lge zindgi k… ∞
America Ki Kaamyabi Ka Raaz:Wo Kaam Ko Dimag MeAurLawde Ko CHUT Me Rakhte Hai,AurHum CHUT Ko Dimag MeAurKaam Ko Lawde pe Rakhte Hai..!? ∞
Its Strange But Damn very True Fact……..Laptop Speakers Are Too Quiet For MUSIC ∞
Callgirl marwadi ke ghar se rote hue nikli,kisi ne pucha kya hua Paise nahi diye Kya Kanjuso ne?Callgirl: paise? Bhadvo ne chai tak mere dudh se Banayi. ∞
Nangi ladki Floor se giri. floor par aadmi ne catch kiya, bola ‘Chusegi’ ???Ladki shareef thi, manaa kar diya.Aadmi ne usska hath chodd diya,Iss barr floor pe aadmi ne catch kiya And bola ‘Chudegi’ ?Ladki : No.Usne bhi uska hath chodd diyaLadki girne lagi, Gaand fati maut ke darr se, socha=-?kash unki baat man leti. floor pe aadmi ne phir catch kiya.Ladki – Mein Chusungi bhi Chudungi bhi.(Iss baar aadmi Shareef nikla ) Aadmi – Chal randi saali , Jaa, marr…OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE ONLY, SOMETIMES TWICE BUT NEVER THEREAFTER..Saala tum logon ko achaa inspirational msg bhi samjhaane ke liye Sexy tareeke se bhejna paddta hai…….. Kyon ki har ek frnd kamina hota hain..? ∞
Lady:Time kya hua hai?Sardar:Bra panties.Lady:madarchod maine time puchha ?.Sardar:Teri Maa ka Bhosda time hi to bataya….Bra panties”(:) 😀 ” ∞
Mayawati ka rape ho gaya.Haso mat.. Joke aage hai..Manmohan asks Doctor: Uski tabiyat kaisi hai.Dr: Hum Oxygen mask laga kr unke chehre ki khushi ko chupane ki koshish kr rahe hai… ∞
Ladki ko Khana Banana Aana Chahiye ,..Chutiya To Mein Bhi Bana Leta Hun ∞
