Duniya ke Sach. Insaan ka lund aur sarkari kaam hamesha latakta rehta hai. Chut aur doodh ke fatne par hamesha aurat chillati hai. Saap aur gand, jaha bhi mile, maar do. Maut aur tatti kisi ko puch ke nahi aati. Garib aur boobs hamesha dabte heai. Nai dulhan aur nai gadi kisi dost ko do to thok ke hi deta hai. Musibat aur lund kabi bhi khade ho sakte hai. Bra aur kismat kabhi bhi khul sakti hai. Samudar aur chut ko napa nahi ja sakta. Chut or daru kabhi bhi juthe nahi hote. Nayi chut or bhoot kismat walo ko hi dikhte hai. Ladki aur audio cassete ki dono side bajani chahiye. Lund or paani apna rasta khud banate hai. Gaand or doodh fatne ki aawaz nahi aati. Sex or tax aadmi ko pagal bana dete hai. Raand or police par kabhi bharosa mat karnaSamaj gaye ?… Abhi dusro ko Samjaooo … ∞
Q. What do Disney World And Viagra have in common?A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride. ∞
Thailand has d highest no. Of prostitutes..wat else can u xpect wen countrys name isTHIGH LAND ∞
Friendship Adult Version:Friendship is not About’I’m sorry’Its About’LUND SE’Its not about’Where are you?’Its about’KAHA GAND MARA RAHA HAI’Its not about’No’Its about’GHANTA’Its not about’TOO SMALL’Its about’JHAANT BARABAR’Its not about’TOO BIG’Its about’GAND PHAADU!’Its not about’DIFFICULTY’!Its about’GAND FAT GAI’AndIts not about’WE WILL ROCK!’Its about’MAA CHOD DENGE’Fwd to all your loving gaandu groupsBachpan se hi cheezein sabse zyada mili hai…Biscuits aur dost!Farq sirf itna hai ki biscuits Marie k mileaur dost. . . . .Chut-marie ke..! ∞
Peter: Your secretary is very sexy…!Tony: Thanks! It’s a robot actually, named Maria “If you squeeze her right boob ∞
I don’t know why people Hate XXX Movies?Although it is the most Positive MovieNo MurderNo WarNo FightNo Cheating (Everybody enjoys the Climax)Lots of Love And always a very Happy Ending all charcters OR Best part jaha se dekho wahise samajh aa jati hai!!! ∞
Let your love never goes away, let your life will always be interesting and full of happiness..Happy Anniversary. ∞
A good wife gives happiness and long-life to her husband.Allow me,dear,for our anniversary to wish you to share this long life with me. ∞
As we learn,let us share. As we take,let us give. As we weep,let us care. As we love,let us live. Best Wishes On Ur Wedding Anniversary. ∞
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love,joy And companionship For all the years of your lives. ∞
No one else would understand our relationship, and no one else in this world would understand me the way you do.Happy Anniversary. ∞
You are truly a blessing from God. Thank you for being my partner,spouse,lover,and friend.Happy Anniversary. ∞
You are deep inside my heart n in my thoughts u dwell..Our togetherness keeps life blooming Happy anniversary. ∞
Wife:Darling today is our anniversary, What should we do? Husband:Let us stand in silence for minutes. ∞
If I met u on tomorrow I would still give u my heart If u should say, do u still love me?” I’d say ∞
