FEELINGSwhat is the diference b/w stress,tension And panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,tension is when girlfriend is pregnant Andpanic is when both r pregnantFlaMeR ∞
ka sabse zalil smsGirl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna…Boy: Fir main Potty kab karunga??? ∞
SardarPolice Station K Bahar SeGuzra Aur Poster Pe Parha Wanted ForRAPE And MURDER ..”Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:” I Want To Apply ForThis Job …” ;->” ∞
Cant stop laughing………Salesman-Sir, PAKISTAN se Inch ke condom ka order mila hai.SARDAR MANAGER: Ye saale hume depress karna chahte hai. Order taiyar karo aur uspe likh do ‘MADE IN INDIA’ Size:”SMALL”.Sardar Rocks????” ∞
Call Girl:Sex karo gay?pathan:Hamara bivi k jesa karwao gi to kare ga?Call girl:tumhari bivi kese karwati hy?pathan:”Muft me” ” ∞
One Day A Sad Monkey Wanted EndHis Life..So, He Went Up A Sleeping Lion AndPut His Finger In d Lion’s Ass..The Lion Woke Up Angry And Roared:-Who Did That ∞
A boy girlHila hila kar chalti hoKya mar dalogi…Hamko nhi dogi to kyaAchaar dalogi…. ∞
Once a Girl asked a Boy,Why we have units to measureWeight ∞
India’s most versatile soundBhenchod”Specially for friends In different moodsANGERhatt bhenchodFRUSTRATIONsab chutiye hai bhenchodACCEPTANCEsahi hai bhenchodREJECTIONgand mara bhenchodFEARbhenchod ab kya hoga.SORROWbhenchod maa bhen ek ho gaiSHOCKBhennnn…. Chhodd.And last oneCELEBRATIONPiyo Bhenchodo… ” ∞
I don’t know why people Hate XXX Movies?Although it is the most Positive MovieNo MurderNo WarNo FightNo Cheating(Everybody enjoys the Climax)Lots of Love And always a very Happy Ending all charctersTay mazy di gal aa jithoon wekho uthon e samj aa jandi ay…;) ∞
Chemistry ki class me…teacher ne ek ladki se poocha…what is NITRATE”…???ladki sharma ke boli…..Nite rate and aane aur jane ke charges alag se…:p ” ∞
Whenever in life you lose selfcontrol..Just take a deep breath and………….think about Sunny Leone’scameraman ∞
Airport p Lady k Bag se Plstik Ka Lauda niklaOfficr-kya aap k pati nhi heLady-ji vo to ghar k Fix land line k Trha he or ye Mobile ki trha kahi b le jati hu.?? ? ∞
sir madam ke boobs dabaa rahethey toh student ne dekh liaSir – beta miss ke seene mein dard hisliye dabaa raha hunStudent – bhen ke lode HBO dekhtahun pogo nai ∞
Girlfriend – tumhein boobs mile tohkya karoge?Boy -dabuanga…chaatunga..chusunga…usparlatak jaaungaGirlfriend – toh wahan par ek kutiyasoyi hui h, chalo shuru ho jao ∞
