Ek call girl ladke ke upar baithke sexkar rahi thiLadka – ek din mein kitna kamaa letiho?Ladki – Ladka – sach bataaoLadki – rozi pe baithi hun…jooth nai bolungi ∞
Grandson – dadaji aapke daant h pardadiji ke kyun nai?Dada – beta Maine doodh bot peeya haur Teri Dadi ne ganna bot choosa h ∞
Sharaab pee ke Santa full tight tha aur achanakneend mein rone laga…mera kho gayamera kho gayaSanta’s wife – chup chaap so jaao aur meri panty mein se haath hatao ∞
Sex karne ke baad husband bola -darling..balance khatam ho gaya…Itne mein padosi ka bachha apni chaddi utar ke bola -aunty Vodafone ka chota recharge chalega? ∞
Tailor ladki ka Maap lete hue:Koi boyfriend hai ?Girl: Haan, Q ?Tailor : Usse bolna thode din left side pe zyada dhyaan de,Fitting sahi baithegi. ∞
Teacher: kya cheez mooh main nahin Leni chahiye?Student:Jalta hua bulb. Teacher: Kyon?Student: kal rat mum papa se bol rahi thi ki bulb buja do to muh me lu. ” ∞
A journalist to Osho :Do U know what all men And women R Doing in Ur Ashram?Osho: Mere ko kya?Journalist: Lekin ye to Aapka Ashram hai.Osho:Fir bhosdike tere ko kya. ∞
Suhag raat mein.BUILDER: Tere hoth Duplex jaise hain, figure Landscape Garden ki tarah hai.WIFE: Ab Bhumi-Pujan bhi karoge ya mazdoor bulaun. ∞
All said And done the greatest days in our life are……The day when we were BORN…..And…..The day we discovered PORN..! ∞
Boy and Girl went to a mall.Boy buys a helmet..Girl: Dimaag to hai nahi, phirhelmet kyun liya…….Boy: Kal tune Bra kharidi…maine kuch bola ??? ∞
A Dentist Was Caught Having Sex With His Patient.Next Day The Newspaper Headlines Were. Dentist Caught Filling The Wrong Hole! ∞
Dudhwala continuously ringing door-bell.Lady from inside: Bhaiya kitna dabaoge, ab bas bhi karo. tumse accha to Paperwala hai jo chup chap neeche se daal deta haai.. ∞
Teacher sent home a note-Sincere And bright boy but spends too much time with girlsMother sent a note back-Please advise solution, Father has same problem…– ∞
Why is SANIA MIRZA jealous ofSAINA NEHWAL?Any guesses? No!.Because.MIRZA gets play with BALLS,Whereas NEHWAL plays with COCK!————————- ∞
If u want to sexually satisfy a woman,then change position daily…AndIf u want to satisfy yourself, then change woman daily..—Thailand Tourism Slogan ∞
