Adult SMS

Define contraceptive pill?It’s the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid Pregnancy ..

Pota- Dadaji ye condom kya hota hai?Dadaji- Chal Bhag, Mujhe Nahi Pata.Pota- Main Janta tha Buddhe, Tujhe pata hota to aaj PROPERTY ke tukde nahi hote..

A lady lost her Panties in the park.She made her Dog smell her Pussy and to go and search for it.The Confused Dog came back with Dozens of Used Condoms!

Teacher: What is the opposite of laughing?Pappu: Fucking!Teacher: Shame on you! How is that?Pappu: Laughing is ha ha ha ha and fucking is ah ah ah ah!

In BiharVimla = BimlaVinita = BinitaVan = BanWire = Bire.Par hadd to tab hui jab DULHE KI car pe sticker tha.Rakesh BEDS Geeta

Nagu Ganit(Maths):Ekade ek

Pehla usna utari saree..Phir thi petikot ki bariPhir diya blouse utar..Jyada kush mat ho mera yaarThi ek kapde sukhane ki tar..Ha ha ha

Thought..Whenever in life you are losing self control……………….. Just think about Sunny Leone’s cameraman.” ”

Tension Door karne ke liye yoga—Table par whisky ki bottle, namkin aur glass rakhe… Chair par baithe.Whisky ko glass mei dale., Halke se sip le. Namkeen khayePhir sip le.Is kriya ko baar dohraye. Sar pichhe jhukae, Dono hath sar ke picche rakhe,Aankhe dhire se band karte hue boleMaa Chudaye Duniya”.. ”

Nayi dulhan ko dulhe nesuhagrat pe muh dikhai keRs , diye..Dulhan itne sare paisedekh kar Ghabra ke boli:.Suno ji pura khandaan THOKEGA kya…?

Newton scientific sex law… A hole always attract a pole.. Length of pole is equal to d depth of hole.. Up down motion releases a lotion which increase population without calculation…

Million Dollars QuestionsQ: Why are condoms transparent?A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!Signboard outside a prostitute’s house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedyNew AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.Why is sex like shaving ? Well, because no matter how well you do it today tomorrow you’ll have to do it againQ: What will happen if earth rotates times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.Q: Why do % gals have left boob bigger than right? A: Bcoz % boys are right handed.Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR And a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR .. it’s SHOWTIME!!!

Eclairs aur i-pil me kya fark hai?.Socho…Aur socho….Choti bachhi eclairs khaa k masti karti haiAurBadi bachhi masti karke i-pil khati hai

To,The Gandu Principal,Gelchoda School,Chootanpur.Sir,Main aap ki school ki th class me padhti hoo. Par mere bobe bade hone ke karan mujhe th class me bitha diya.Par class ke ladko ne mil ke meri chut mar li jiska mujhe afsos nahi hai balki bahut maja aya.Par unhone meri gand bhi mari,jo ki bahut dard kar rahi hai.Is liye mai din tak school me nahi aa sakti..Fatt gayi kachi..chud gayi sacchi..Aap ki pyaarirandi bacchi…

Grl-Kyo ro rhe ho?Boy-Maine aj tak sex nhi kiGrl-Ro mat mujhe chod lo.After sexGrl-kyo has rhe ho,Boy-maine aise hi ro-ro k sara mohalla chod diya…