He came at night,explored my body,got on top of me,touched me, he bit,sucked, swalowd,when he was satisfyed,he left, i was hurt,…BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!! ∞
I really deeply wish datu r here with me in my room.on my bed And lights is off Andwe get under the cover together.. show u my glow in the dark watch. ∞
men went a callgirl.st went in and came out n saidNa my wife is better.”nd went in and came out n said”U R right ur wife is much better.”” ∞
Catch her by her waist…Bring her home..Keep ur hand on her neckPut ur lips on her lipsAnd have a ……nice drink…PEPSI ∞
Fair And lovely ke ad ma face dikhayaPonds ke ad ma hath dikhayaPentene ke ad ma baal dikhayePhir always ke ad ma cheating kyun? ∞
FEELINGSwhat is the diference b/w stress,tension And panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,tension is when girlfriend is pregnant Andpanic is when both r pregnant ∞
Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.If U Didn’t Get It Go Watch Pogo”:p” ∞
Love is a gamble,Sex is a game,Boyz do the thingGirls get the blame, night in pleasure months of pain day in hospital anda junior needs a name ∞
What’s an average inch longInside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?????A:- rupee currency note.!Always think positive ∞
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTHafter BLOOD TEST.THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .NURSE:y r u DANCING.SARDAR:next is URINE TEST ∞
A girl phoned methe other day and said …Come on over ∞
Sardar on phone:Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.Doctor: Is this her first child?Sardar: No this is her husband speaking ∞
Lastnite i went bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u,missing ur warmth,ur soft touch against my skin.Where were u lastnite”” ∞
Come here,take off your pents and knickers,get on top of me,enjoy until u get satisfied,loving yours…..toilet! ∞
Always start your day with a lot of… S E XS – SMILEE – ENERGYX – XCITEMENTso make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE. ∞
