Adult SMS

In a bath room,a boy touches a girl everywhere!You Know whose that boy?Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!Dirty people always think dirty.

I want to suck youlick youwanna move my tongue all over youwanna feel you in my mouthyep, that’s how youeat an ice cream!

A young girl after her honeymooncame fully exhausted and tired,When her friends asked her what happened?She replied :When this year old bastard told mehe has saved a lot from last years,I thought It was MONEY””

Never play with Girls heart, she has only heart… Its OK to PLAY with her BOOBbS, she has TWO !!! Pom pom.

On st NIGHT Husb- Darling

Hi I’m Ritika…Msc student.I lost my BRA”(size) while having sex wit my boyfrnd.It Costs Rs .If u frwd this I’ll get Paisa per fwd…Plz dont delete.Its Rainy time And My Nipples r getting hard AndVisible…So Plz frwd this msg and help me out::I will pray that u get big breast wifeOtherwise u will get a small breasted

Pathan ki gaand py dana niklawo sheesha rakh k dany per dawai laga rha tha k lun khara ho gyaPathan bola:behnchod ka bachabeth jaoapna hi gaand hai

PHUDDA NEWS…Bhosri Chok pr Choot ne Khud-kush Hamla kia; Lun Halaak Chootein Zakhmi . Mummay phat gaye .Police ne Tattay pakr liye aur Lun farar aik Lun SMS parh raha hai.. aur hanstay huay soch raha hai k ye msg kis kis Lun ko frwrd krun…!GEO News!LUN utha k Geo!

admi Dinner Ke waqt Apne bete Se Gusse Me Bola:Gadha, KARELA Kha

MAMMI- beta tre hath m kitni ungliya h…!!!BETA-Mammi ungliya h…!!!MAMMI-kitni baar kaha h chhaddi m hath daal k mt gina kr…!!!

Ladki to Dr: Bachcha din se doodh nhi pi rahaDr ne Bra me hath daala aur kafi der taK bobbs ko masal ke bolaDoodh hi nai haiLadki:Main to iski Mausi hoon” ”

CONDOM salesman:Condom chahiye kya???Marwadi: kam bhav ka khushbudar rahega to de.Salesman:Laude pe agarbatthi ka plastic lagake chod Bhosdike…

Paneer Rs./-Kg.PETROL Rs./-LtrCondoms Wahi,Rs./ Mein Pcs.Bhenchod Aakhir..Sarkar Chahti kya Hai ?KHILAO MatGHUMAO’ MatBassssKARTE hi Raho.?

KAL MUJHE EK FEMALE BHOOOND NE KAAT LIYA.SONY . TUJHE KAISE PATA KI BHOOND FEMALE HAI.HARPAL . ARE SAALE NE LAND PE KAATA NA .

A married Man died before SEX.His Wife cut his Penis, filled it with cement And fixed it in d wall.Every night she used to go to d wall And get satisfied herself. One day her neighbour saw this..!He made a hole in the wall And put his own penis in place of that.. And waited his turn for sex.The lady came with a knife…cut his penis And said…Darling today we are shifting to our new house..!”.Moral- Har jagah apni Lulli nahi fasani chahiye.”