CID SMS Jokes

Mandir-Masjid mein kyu hai dhamaal?
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Mandir-Masjid mein kyu hai dhamaal?
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A.C.P. bola: Daya, surakshit kaale mere baal, Vasmol ne kiya kamaal.. ∞

MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY

wah
wah

MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY

ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: Akhir chahata kya hai khuni ∞

Bachon ke kandho ko kitabone jhukhya
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acp:- daya tum khuni ko pakdo me mutravisargen karke aya”” ∞

Tu he hai mere tamana tu he hai mere chahat

Cid ke baad dekhna na bhule aahat ∞

Is registan mein phool kaise khilega
Is registan mein phool kaise khilega

Dhondo abhijeet dhondo kuch na kuch saboot jarur milega!!! ∞

Ghame ulfat mein jeena chod do
Wah wah wah
Ghame ulfat mein jeena chod do?.

Darwaza band hai DAYA darwaza tod do.. ∞

Disco-Bar Mein Kyu Hain DhaamaaL.?
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Wah Wah..
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ACP BoLa:- Daya, Surakshit KaaLe Mere BaaL,
VasmoL Ne Kiya KamaaL…:S ∞

Ajeeb-o Garib dikhta hai PAA me Auro……

Daya, Ghar ka kona kona chan Maro…… ∞

Mandir-Masjid mein kyu hai dhamaal?

A.C.P. bola: Daya, surakshit kaale mere baal, Vasmol ne kiya kamaal.. ∞

kaun hai wo aadmi jisne yeh harkat ki……. . . .

kaun hai wo aadmi jisne yeh harkat ki……. …. . .

daya pata lagao ki yeh bandook ki goliyan kisne khatam ki……. ∞

Charo Aur Ipl Ki Dhoom Hai.
Wah Wah.
Wah Wah.
Charo Aur Ipl Ki Dhoom Hai
Acp Pradyuman Kehta Hai
Daya Ye Atmahatya Nahi Khun Hain.” ∞

bubly-bunty mera pati tha
daya-oh toh bunty tumhara pati tha
abhijeet-matlab bubly bunty ki patni hai

acp-nahi nahi abhijeet muze ab sab samajme aaya
daya-kya sir
acp-bunty aur bubly pati-patni hai daya

case solved ∞

Awesome PJ-
apple is red banana is yello vah…vah…
apple is red banana is yello vah…vah…
A.c.p:- daya wan be my chhamk
chhallooo? 😉 ∞

Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai..
wah wah . .
wah wah..
Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai
ACP Pradyuman kehta hai Daya ye Atmahatya nahi Khun Hain “.” ∞

Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro……
Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro……
ACP bola Fredricks ghar ka kona kona chan maro………”” ∞

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