DEFINE YAWN:The only opportunitysome married menever get to opentheir mouths ∞
DEFINE DIPLOMAT:A personwho tells youto go to hellin such a waythat you actually look forwardto the trip ∞
DEFINE BOSS:Someonewho is earlywhen you are lateand latewhen you are early ∞
DEFINE OPTIMIST:A person who,while falling from theEIFFEL TOWER,says midway:SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!” ” ∞
DEFINE DOCTOR:A person who killsyour ills with pills andLater with his bills. ∞
DEFINE POLITICIAN:One whoshakes your hand before electionsand your confidence afterward ∞
GOLU bank me aakesoo gayapuchoo Q ????quki……….usne board peradvertise padhi…………ki YahaSONE per LOANmilta hai ∞
Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa Se Puchha.Pappu: Papa Aapki Shaadi Kis Se Hui Thi?Santa: Abe, Teri Mummy SePappu: Wah Papa, Ghar Mein Hi Setting Kar Li Thi ∞
Ek sawal solve karo to manu… charpayian or admiab in admi ko charpayio per bethao or bethana odd number ko use kar k jese charpayie per log charpayie per logase he num use kar k logon ko fit karo.Its challenge solve it… ∞
Teacher: Water ka Molecular formulabatao ???…….Student:” HO + Mgcl + Caso + Alcl + NaoH+ KOH +HNO + HCL + CO….Teacher:” Ye answer galat hai….Student:” Maam ye Naale ka pani hai….Students Thoko Likes ” ∞
Sonia Gandhi in KBC..Amitabh-Soniaji, ab aakhri saval Crore ke liye.Who is the CM of Gujarat?Your Options:LALOO PRASADVILASRAO DesmukhARJUN SINGHNARENDRA MODI.Soniaji-Its Narendra Modi.Amitabh-Lock kar doon, crore ka savaal hai?Soniaji-If you really lock him in Gujarat, I will give you crores.. ∞
Agr AapMetric,Inter,BAMBABE,B.ED,BSC,MSC,BBA,CA,LLB,B.Tech,YaPHDPass HoTo Batao kiSASURAL Ko English Me Kya Kehte hen 🙂 ∞
Batao B (letter) ko thandi kaisalag gaye……..Ans-kyunki B comes between AC ∞
Santa ne banta se puchaSanta-automaticaly ka matlabbataBanta-automaticaly ka matlabauto-me-takli ∞
Santa ne banta se puchaSanta-automaticaly ka matlabbataBanta-automaticaly ka matlabauto-me-takli ∞
