Funny Question Jokes

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t v w x y zDid I Miss something?No Because ?U? r in My ?HEART?

sawal .pleas reply.) Ek din ki zindgi mile to kya mangoge?Ans=) Mout samne ho to kya chahoge?Ans=) Dost or pyar me pehli pasand?Ans=reply now

Rearrange spell out a part of the human body which is more useful when erect. . P N E S I …….People who wrote SPINE became doctors.. The rest are all my friends

Whats the diff between Dava And Daru?Dava is like girlfriend,that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Abi-Abi Mere Dil Me Khayal Aaya kiIt’s kinda funny how in and people were freaking out about .Now it’s months to December and no one gives a shit… 😉

New Qtn in school books:Who invented the English vowels (A,E,I,O,U) ????………A: Tusshar Kapoor =D =))

Which is longest toilet in d world ..!!………Ans: Indian Railway TrackU can use it frm kashmir kanya-kumari.Aaisi aazadi aur kahan.

Mhila Train Se Utri,Usne Santa SePucha Ye Kon Sa Station HSanta-HasaJor Jor Se Hasa!Fir Hste Hue Bola: BewkoofYe Railway Station H.

Kaun Si Devi Aisi Hai Jiska Prasad Bahut Famous Hai Socho?Dimag Lagao***Arre Yaar,Rabdi Devi KeLalu Prasad***

Sawal ka jawab yes or no.Ager dum hai to is sawal ka jawabYes or no me deke batao,….Kya aap ko pagalpan ke daure padhne band ho gaye hai?

What is the similarity Between Facebook ‘N Jail?…..In Both The Cases You Sit ‘N Waste TimeN’ Write On Walls.. !!

Million Dollar Question………………Aj Kal Ki Larkia MAKE-UP Ziada Kerti Hain Ya BREAK-Up.?.?.? ;

What do you call a man who was born in Columbus, raised in Cincinnati, and died in Chicago?Ans. A DEAD MAN”!!! 😛 ”

What Is The Fastest Thing We Can Type?……..OUR PASSWORD” ”

Why is afraid of ?Ans. Because seven was hungry and ‘seven ate nine’ (, , ) 😛 🙂