Mom Of da Milenium: A Girl Tells her Mom: ‘I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go a Walk ?’ Mom: ‘Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By PM’ ! ∞
Going Late To Class, in TOre Jeans&messy hair. Entring The class widout Permission n saying to MAM: ‘Hey SwEeTy!’ ‘CARRYY ON DONT STOP’… ∞
Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha? BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha ∞
Son: I Don’t Want to Go to School Mom: Why.? Son: Want to work Mom: What Work Will You Do With UKG Knowledge.? Son: Take Tution for LKG GIRLS.. !! 😛 :)) ∞
Definition of Nurse: ‘Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl, Holding Your Hand Looking into Your eyes ‘n still wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal’.. ! ∞
Thandi Ka Mast Fayada Hai? ? Kya Soch Rahe Ho ? ? Aapko to Bas Hi Fayada Dikhta h ? ? Sudhar Jao samJhe Garami Nahi Lagati. Happy Winter Season”” ∞
Thandi Ka Ek Mast Fayada Hai?? Kya Soch Rahe Ho ?? Aapko to Bas Ek Hi Fayada Dikhta hai ?? Sudhar Jao samjhe – Garami Nahi Lagati. Happy Winters”” ∞
Aaj kal man kar ro hai ki me thane kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne Ek.. k …ki …kis…..kiss kissa sunau thanedaar ka ∞
Talwar ka zakhm dawa se thik ho jata hai. ______________Mgr __ ?????????
? Zuban ka zakhm kisi dawa se thik nahi hota. wo sirf kissing se thik hota ha ? ∞
At st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS? ∞
aisi kaunsi websie hai?? jise ladke ladji chupchup ke dekhte hai…… . . . . . . . . . . WWW.RESULTS.COM harbar bure khayalat mat paida karo, dimag sadh jaayega….. ∞
Women r greedy, they want everything from d same man.. Men r so simple, they want the same thing from every woman ∞
V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes,
Stop smiling,
Its Childhood… ∞
Augast Ko Guzri Hui Sachi Ghatna. Saal Ki Bachi Ko Us Ke Baap Or Bhai Ne Lekar Bhut Buri Tarha Se Usko Zabardasti.. School Me Admission Krwaya. ∞
Bite the Neck Gently
Chew the Breast Softly
Spread the Legs Slowly
Tatse the Juice Excitingly
That is how you have to enjoy a Chick
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Tandoori Chicken ∞
