Purani haveli ke
pichhe wale khandar ki
saamne wali futti
hui deewar par
lagi tutti tasveer ke
pichhe lage jaale
mein fase macher ki kasam..
I miss you yaar ∞
If there is one mistake in my whole life that i can’t tolerate. It is when i have loved, though I knew it wouldn’t be appreciated. ∞
Why do guys always have to say:
I’m going to court you now for you to be my girl.
Isn’t it nicer to say:
Just love me now and be my girl and I’ll court you forever! ∞
Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai’AAM’Ka MausSam ∞
Mallika’s T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear ∞
Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -$ For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free. ∞
Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness
and bad girls gives u experience..
Both r essential in life…So enjoy every girl Friend!!!! ∞
Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai! ∞
TC fined Ticketless girls
Chudidar girl was fined Rs
Skirt girl Rs
Mini skirt girl Rs
Next girl was fined Rs
why?
u naughty
she had ticket… ∞
Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,
G
GA
GAN
GAND
GANDH
GANDHI Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon ;-> ∞
Q. Last but not least Secret of long life
A. Morning two eggs, evening two pegs……and night two legs ∞
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply! ∞
A man had I LOVE YOU” tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. “There you go again ∞
In a bar Guy says another
I slept wid ur mom last nite”
D whole bar was waiting d other Guy”s response.
He laughs & says ∞
