Arjun : Mein Chidia Ki Aankh Fod Sakta Hu !!!Rajnikanth : Mein Chidia Ki Aankh Ki Retina Ke BloodVessels Ke RBC Ke Haemoglobin Ke Protein Ke SixthAmino Acid Ke Hydrogen Bond Ko Fod Sakta Hu…Arjun : Aap Toh Serious Ho Gaye Prabhu…!!! ∞
Sad News:Rajnikanth died this morning?but,……….He is okay now ∞
RAJNIKANT’s POWER~ TalwarBaazi Ke MuqableyMe….. Chines Ne BAAL ke DoTukdeKar Diye…. .. Japnies Ne Udti Hui MakhiKiGardan Kaat Di.. ..RAJNIKANT ne MacharUdaya… …Talwaar ghumayi… btMachar Udta Hi Raha….JAPNIS: Machar To Ud Rha Hai…RAJNIKANT muskurate HueBola . . . …..Udd To Raha hai …Bt…KabiBaap Nahi Ban Payegaaa?!!Samje na ∞
Recently There Was A Fight Between,Rajnikant And A Tiger,..Surprise,…Surprise,…Rajnikanth Ran Away From There, Why??….To Save The Tiger, Only Are LeftOtherwise U Know Rajnikant ∞
GOTI Kalti MAAR ?Once Rajnikant appeared in exam of Engineering….Guess what happened.. ??…….Ghanta ,He Failed Too……….Beta ye ENGINEERING hai……..Rajni ho ya Ghajni… Sabki hai BAJNI ∞
Once Rajnikantdonated a drop of blood to a poor, weak n sick child..That little boy is now called:-THE GREAT KHALI…… ∞
Vo kaun aadmi haiKo ek hath se gadi rok shaktahai????…… ………….TRAFFIC POLICE yaar…Tum bhi na …Har bar rajnikant nahi ata….. ∞
BigB: How Famous u r…??Rajni: whole world knows me.Bigb: Obama knows u..?Gvproof.Toh, Rajni & BigB go forObama’s house.Rajni: stand here at the gate, i’lltake obama on balcony ndshow u.Bigb: ok.Rajni comes wth Obama ndshow Bigb rm balcony.Aftr sometime, Rajni bahar ayatoh dkha, bigb behosh ho gaya,hosh me aya toh Rajni nereason pua..Bigb: Ek american bhikhari ayatha, nd asked me, ‘WHO ISTHAT MAN WITH RAJNIKANTHONBALCONY…?’ ∞
One nite,while asleep,Rajnikant was mumbling some random numbers?…Thats how the Log table was invented.. Gud night ∞
This is BaapWimbledon specialRoger Federer: I know everything about tennis. Ask me anything and I will answerRajnikanth: Yanna.. How many holes are there in the net? ∞
Rajnikant ka Rupiya Balcony se girgaya…..Rajnikant niche pahunchato Rupiyanahi mila…!Kyo?…….Kyuki Rajnikant Rupiye se pehleniche pahunchgaya… 😀 ∞
Rajnikant Vs SantaWhat is half of ?Rajni : Santa : Depend karta hain …Agar Horizontally half karo to ”aur vertically karo to ”.For first time in history, Rajni Lost…:p ∞
Rajnikant ko IPL ki team Chennai $uperkings kacoach banaya gaya.Result- C$K Won Fifa world cup,Cricket world cup,Australian open, & WWE ∞
My cellphone is full of Rajnikant msgs…And now…………..I dont need a charger!! ∞
Breaking News:The reason behind recent onion price rise revealed.Actually Rajinikanth……….ordered Onion Uttapam”!” ∞
