Hi I’m Ritika…Msc student.I lost my BRA”(size) while having sex wit my boyfrnd.It Costs Rs .If u frwd this I’ll get Paisa per fwd…Plz dont delete.Its Rainy time And My Nipples r getting hard AndVisible…So Plz frwd this msg and help me out::I will pray that u get big breast wifeOtherwise u will get a small breasted ∞
Pathan ki gaand py dana niklawo sheesha rakh k dany per dawai laga rha tha k lun khara ho gyaPathan bola:behnchod ka bachabeth jaoapna hi gaand hai ∞
PHUDDA NEWS…Bhosri Chok pr Choot ne Khud-kush Hamla kia; Lun Halaak Chootein Zakhmi . Mummay phat gaye .Police ne Tattay pakr liye aur Lun farar aik Lun SMS parh raha hai.. aur hanstay huay soch raha hai k ye msg kis kis Lun ko frwrd krun…!GEO News!LUN utha k Geo! ∞
admi Dinner Ke waqt Apne bete Se Gusse Me Bola:Gadha, KARELA Kha ∞
MAMMI- beta tre hath m kitni ungliya h…!!!BETA-Mammi ungliya h…!!!MAMMI-kitni baar kaha h chhaddi m hath daal k mt gina kr…!!! ∞
Ladki to Dr: Bachcha din se doodh nhi pi rahaDr ne Bra me hath daala aur kafi der taK bobbs ko masal ke bolaDoodh hi nai haiLadki:Main to iski Mausi hoon” ” ∞
CONDOM salesman:Condom chahiye kya???Marwadi: kam bhav ka khushbudar rahega to de.Salesman:Laude pe agarbatthi ka plastic lagake chod Bhosdike… ∞
Paneer Rs./-Kg.PETROL Rs./-LtrCondoms Wahi,Rs./ Mein Pcs.Bhenchod Aakhir..Sarkar Chahti kya Hai ?KHILAO MatGHUMAO’ MatBassssKARTE hi Raho.? ∞
KAL MUJHE EK FEMALE BHOOOND NE KAAT LIYA.SONY . TUJHE KAISE PATA KI BHOOND FEMALE HAI.HARPAL . ARE SAALE NE LAND PE KAATA NA . ∞
A married Man died before SEX.His Wife cut his Penis, filled it with cement And fixed it in d wall.Every night she used to go to d wall And get satisfied herself. One day her neighbour saw this..!He made a hole in the wall And put his own penis in place of that.. And waited his turn for sex.The lady came with a knife…cut his penis And said…Darling today we are shifting to our new house..!”.Moral- Har jagah apni Lulli nahi fasani chahiye.” ∞
A child on juice corner-Papaji koi aisi Machine nahi hai Jisme Juice dalo to Fal nikle?Father- Hai,Teri Mummy.Usme maine Juice dala to Tu nikal aaya..!!..m ∞
?Men will be Men:?Nipple Mila. Chusna Shuru, ??DEWAAR Mili. Mutna Shuru,?Zuban Fisli.. Maa-Behan Shuru,??Gaand Mili. Ungli shuru, ?Fokat Ki Mili. Pina Shuru…?Lund haath aaya. Hilana shuru.. ?Char dost mile. Gandmasti shuru . Ladki mili.Chudai ki planning shuru…Aisa msg mila.Fwrd karna shuru.. 😕 ∞
GAND ke sath aksar ye ghatana ghat jati haiWah wah!GAND ke sath aksar ye ghatna ghat jati hai.Musibat koso door hoti hai, BAHENCHOD. GAND Pahle Phat jati hai ∞
A lawyer came home after having sex in his car.Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.The wife found them, tore them up n shouted: U dirty bastard u hv been screwing ur secretary.Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back. Bitch u hv just destroyed d only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. U can now forget abt diamond necklace u were asking for,Wife fell on her knees, crying And trying repair d torn pieces And lawyer walked away wid a smile…Moral: Start studying LAW?? ∞
Nawab ka beta rd std me fail hua,School ne usko nd std me bheja,nd me fail hua, to usse st std me bheja…Nawab apne biwi se bola: Apni Tange khuli rakhna, ye Chutya wapas aa raha hai… ∞
