PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and
she does. ∞
The Height Of Misunderstanding?
A Man Marrying His Own Secretary Thinking That She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before. ∞
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men
are a lot more willing to die. ∞
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ∞
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try
to understand her at all. ∞
Husband- dubai ja raha hu…
Wife- mere liye jewellery lana…
Husband- singapore ja raha hu….
Wife- mere liye cosmetics lana…
Husband- london ja raha hu…
Wife- perfumes leke aana…
Husband- narak mein ja raha hu…
Wife- Bhagwan ka diya sub kuch hai…bas tum apna khyal rakhna..!!! ∞
If u are HAPPY after being married…
U aren’t taking MARRIAGE seriously… ∞
Gyan for today..
Sabar aur Shukar Dono Hi Ka bada Darja Hai.
Sabar Musibat Ko Talta Hai
or
Shukar sukh or Chain Ko Badhata Hai…
Isliye biwi maikey gai ho to shukar karey
aur
ghar me hoto sabar kare… ∞
Ok…
Ok…
Ok…
Alright…
Ok…
Ok…Ok… Ok…
Bye..
Ok…
Bye..
Ok…
Ok… Haan..
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaan…
Thik hai…
Ok…
????…?
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.
Most Husbands on the Phone with their Wives..!!???? ∞
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango….
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More……
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai…… ∞
Husband: Meri lottery lage to tum
kya karogi?
Wife: Aadhe paise le ke hamesha k liye mayke chali jaungi.
Husband: Aaj meri Rs. ki lagi.Ye le aur nikal le. ∞
“PATNI CHALISA”
Nmo-nmo patni maharani,
tumhari mahima koi na jani?.||
Hamne samjha tum abla ho,
par tumto sabse badi bla ho?.||
Jis din hath me belan awe,
Us din pati khub chillawe?.||
Sare bed pe patni sove,
Pati baith farsh par rove?..||
Tumse hi ghar Mathura Kashi,
Aur tumse hi ghar satyanashi?.|| ‘Patni Chalisa’ jo nar gave, sab sukh chhod param dukh pave?.|| Bhoot pishach nazar aa jawe, patni jab asli roop mein awe.. ∞
Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day.
Next day he says :- Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband :- Since last one week, you are saying this ‘Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?
Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said,”I will leave you one fine day.” I was just trying to remind you……. ∞
We Indians have got it Right.
Somwar,
Mangalwar,
Budhwar,
Guruwar,
Shukrawar,
Shaniwar,
Raviwar.
Every Day is a War!
Zindagi Jung hai
agar Biwi sang hai….
???? ∞
